Sillies Poems - Poems about Sillies

Enough of this silliness, this one's more serious What am I saying, I'm becoming delirious Best see a doctor, got a strange kind of malady Hope it's not going to affect my mortality Now let's not be silly, it's just a wee glitch Be back with the sillies, though I'm starting to twitch What if my serious side has turned off...

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Enough is enough of this serious stuff The sillies are where I belong Here's something to ponder, my friends Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long I don't usually have to think twice Before giving it a second thought You're schizophrenic? That makes four of us Skydiving is good to the last drop Have you heard that gravity is a myth It's earth that...

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Enough is enough of this seriousness Back to the sillies where I belong Here's something to ponder, my friends Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long I don't usually have to think twice Before giving it a second thought You're schizophrenic? That makes four of us Skydiving is good to the last drop Have you heard that gravity is a myth In reality, it's...

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Put your hands up those who want more sillies Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle Be assured, more's coming up shortly First one, how does one make holy water? That's easy, you boil the hell out of it That's really quite funny and extremely clever A copyright I've got in my...

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Put your hands up those who want more sillies Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle Be assured, more's coming up shortly First one, how does one make holy water? That's easy, you boil the hell out of it That's really quite funny and extremely clever A copyright I've got in my...

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Our town of Newmarket is alive with kooks Evidence is the number of sillies and spooks Unusual to be sure In our brochure An image of Goofy in a warm wooly tuque...

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Light travels faster than sound... that's why Some appear bright till they speak I'm sure we've all met some people like this They're not all totally unique The main reason Santa is always so jolly He knows where the bad girls reside Never really thought Santa could be naughty Sure like to go with him on his ride A psychiatrist once told me...

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Why does our nose smell and our feet run? Methinks the answer could be kinky If Mother Nature chose the other way round It sure would be messy and stinky Here's something you should never ever do Don't make fun of a paleontologist Bet you're wondering why, you bright people Coz surely you'll get Jurasskicked What did the banana say to the doctor? “I'm...

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Put your hands up those who want more sillies Counted six thousand, one hundred and forty Seems like a bunch of you still like to giggle Be assured, more's coming up shortly First one, how does one make holy water? That's easy, you boil the hell out of it That's really quite funny and extremely clever A copyright I've got in my...

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Enough of this silliness, this one's more serious What am I saying, I'm becoming delirious Best see a doctor, got a strange kind of malady Hope it's not going to affect my mortality Now let's not be silly, it's just a wee glitch Be back with the sillies, though I'm starting to twitch What if my serious side has turned off...

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A skeleton walks into a bar and says “Gimme a beer and a mop” Show me where Joseph Stalin is buried And I'll show you a communist plot My masseuse rubbed me the wrong way again Fired her though she had good skills A duck in a bar orders a couple of beers Says, “Just put it on my bill” About seven million...

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Enough is enough of this seriousness Back to the sillies where I belong Here's something to ponder, my friends Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long I don't usually have to think twice Before giving it a second thought You're schizophrenic? That makes four of us Skydiving is good to the last drop Have you heard that gravity is a myth In reality, it's...

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So here I go, back to the sillies Jumping in with both my footsies Clear the decks, full steam ahead Hope I don't hurt my tootsies! The world's my oyster as they say I don't like that incantation Think I'll use another term Like the world is my crustacean! I'm just as happy as a pig in poop Have you never heard that before? It's...

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Lovely plummage.... This parrot is dead!!! What's up inside my head? I think my brain has bled, Or of simple sense, not fed How can I defend myself... If my brain is on a shelf, Unused, untasked, unread, That brain is little more than dead, So you prevail yet once more, again From your lofty mental den, As I do crawl away, Hoping sometime will come my...

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