Short Wooden Leg Poems
Short Wooden Leg Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Wooden Leg by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Wooden Leg by length and keyword.
Pirate Bay
```Pirate Bay the Haiku```
pirates fierce and mean
drowning fish, sea to sea
parrots on their butt
```Polly Wants A Cracker```
bloodthirst & brutal
Quartermaster Gone Wild
dirty wings on deck
```Sea World Adventure```
ship crew goes on strike
sailing the Caribbean
wooden leg splashing
~*~...
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Categories:
wooden leg, adventure, anti bullying, boat, humor, slavery, violence,
Form:
Haiku
Nameless Pond
A nameless pond is drying up
lily is showing off her green wooden leg
extending a green cup toward the clouds
green glass frogs are chanting in the shallows
a square dance caller flashes a red bow tie
red eared sliders turn the potter's wheel
around a muddy dime.
Death square dances with life
in the middle of this nameless pond....
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Categories:
wooden leg, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
The Not So Perfect Woman
The Not So Perfect Woman
Last night when my heart was in a flutter
Around to Angelina's house we'd go
I was hungry so she fed me bread and butter
Then she walked upstairs moving very slow
Her teeth she would lay upon the table
Her curly hair was hung upon the bed
As I was there to show her I was able
I saw her screwing off her wooden leg....
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Categories:
wooden leg, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Bake a Cake
Bake a Cake
Go ahead and crack an egg,
Mother Patsy and daughter Meg,
Could just not get it right,
It would, crash, splash with might,
On Grandpa’s wooden leg!
So Meg and her mum,
Decided to give grandpa rum,
So he wouldn’t be in the way,
They broke more eggs from a tray,
Finally they made a cake that was yum!
Grandpa woke up and ate the cake,
He thought it was great,
But got a pain in his tum,
Meg and mom called nine one one,
And then they continued to bake!...
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Categories:
wooden leg, humorous,
Form:
Limerick