Short Water Closet Poems
Short Water Closet Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Water Closet by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Water Closet by length and keyword.
Outhouse Wake Up Call
coldest day ever
stiff outhouse door barely shuts
rude awakening...
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Categories:
water closet, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, nostalgia,
Form:
Haiku
Water Closet
Poet Sir John Harrington
He tried to be a good Samaritan
He invented the water closet loo
To be able to stay indoors to poo
2/24/19...
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Categories:
water closet, history,
Form:
Clerihew
Caught short
There was an old woman from Dorset
Who forgot to fasten her corset
When she was in town
Her knickers also came down
To save her face
She had to race
To reach a water closet....
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Categories:
water closet, confusion,
Form:
Limerick
Organic Matter -I Gotta Go
organic matter;
derriere rush,
after I'm done wiping myself off, then gotta flush;
flushing it down into the water closet;
got to go plunging poo;
ooh! ooh! ooh!
oh oh no shaped like a log;
floating on the water top;
of the stool it's poo!
And it's gotta come out shoo!
Dirty, filthy body waste manure stool;
Just, organic matters
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021
7/22/21...
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Categories:
water closet, analogy, endurance, how i feel,
Form:
Rhyme