L Milton Hankins Poet Vogon Poetry

The Krutsinger Challenge

Consluggerdy me Krutsinger exkackled
De fognatterity soe noisis disfractled,
De phleganotchel ripsodis me impractid
Sos see Caren me pitchel me shellack ed.


written June 15, 2021
dedicated to Caren Krutsinger

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Rama Balasubramanian June 16, 2021 at 11:48 AM This is hilarious, can't stop laughing. Thanks L Milton Hankins June 16, 2021 at 11:59 AM Thanks, Rama. I just hope we don't get booted off of Poetry Soup! Glad you got a good laugh out of it.

Caren Krutsinger June 16, 2021 at 8:23 AM I lskfjwie e'iododj it that you delighticated it to me and used my married moniker in the title. Hilarious to siofj; ewiojew; and ifufje rjj'e so thank you very lfj'ej 'wjwejwej much! L Milton Hankins June 16, 2021 at 10:42 AM Frankly, I thginel me have both losted our mindfulxeds.

Kim Rodrigues June 16, 2021 at 4:11 AM Consluggerdy me Krutsinger - LOL! Sounds like Klingon. I think she will love it! L Milton Hankins June 16, 2021 at 6:41 AM I hope she enjoys it. She is the one who prompted me to write a Vogon. Maybe she will reply with one of her own! Glad you got a laugh out of it. Terry Flood June 16, 2021 at 6:25 AM Sounds like Pirate to me ;-)

Terry Flood June 15, 2021 at 4:02 PM I would comment, but I need to go water down my gin. I’m totally flummoxed. (I’m sure it’s quite brilliant though) ;-) Terry L Milton Hankins June 15, 2021 at 4:07 PM What! You didn't understand what I was saying??? Oh, my...Terry!

Gershon Wolf June 15, 2021 at 3:09 PM Caren's gonna be 'gobsmacked,' Milt! Love this one. Hilarious, --- and well-done vogon. :) gw L Milton Hankins June 15, 2021 at 4:07 PM Thanks, gw. She's the one who challenged me to do it, so I worked her into it. It was fun. Give a Vogon a try!