Short Up A Creek Without A Paddle Poems

Up the creek without a paddle
What a catastrophe
This line is so explicit
Was it a he or she
Who penned this line
With such simplicity...

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Sully* was back in the saddle 
up the creek without a paddle 
Meenie stole his hat
followed a stout rat
With cookies his hands did meddle








Sully* is Sullivan my pet simian ghost
Meenie is my cat
Both are naughty...

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Oh mighty dingo I see you still crawl.
Long ago broken hearted and yet you still bawl.
Tears down both cheeks, is it your poor little peetie?
My heart aches for you, my dear little sweetie.

Still gritting your teeth while stuck in a clinch.
If your throne’s getting cold, then you might as well pinch.
You slither around with you childish boring prattle.
You’re still stuck in our creek, without either paddle.

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<                              once this girl had seen her own shadow
                                got scared begun to wag and waddle
                                crossed over center line
                                hit by semi's behind 
                                now shes up creek without a paddle 







Writen by Katherine Stella

Entry For Rick Parise's 
Shadows And Lines Contest
G.L. All...

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Row, row, row your boat
Violently through the river
Up  creek without a paddle
There is nothing left to give her

   Row, row, row your boat
   Crashing into the shore
      Choking on all the sea foam
      The venom of The Whore

Row, row, row your boat
Someplace far, far away
Far enough to forget you
Where the memories won't stay

   Row, row, row your boat
   Gently down a stream
      Together we were far apart
      The nightmares just a dream......

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