Short Twain Poems
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Mark Twain
no wonder Washington is a stinking cesspool!
Thinking of Marjorie Taylor Green
Mark Twain wrote
"If you want people
To think you are an idiot
Open your mouth
And remove all doubt"
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
Mark Twain
at least I can still count to ten and spell cat
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
Mark Twain
we have two wonderful border collies~ I prefer their company
'There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.'"[
Attributed to Mark Twain
anyone can tell a lie but it takes a politician to tell a statistic
"Don't sass me"
Conscience will justify you in it
In all ages of the world fiction has lured the obtuse
Afterward act accordingly to the dictates of your best judgment
Wildly
Witty
Very
Scary
Some say Mark Twain was wildly witty
But I found one tale very scary
(Tom Sawyer’s travels through the cave scared me as a child)
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
I can’t remember what I said yesterday so it must all have been true
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Mark Twain
I have a ton of experience~ why am I still making bad decisions
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Mark Twain
If that is the case~ how come I still make so many bad decisions
"Never the Twain shall meet"
Before time t'was always the way,
But now that Way has been made free.
Any barriers on the road prayed away,
His all is left; in us, to share.
Change is here to stay.
American humorist and writer, Mark Twain
born as Samuel Clemens, his name in history does not wane.
He attacked Big Business with “The Gilded Age.”
An observant journalist as well, Twain was very sage.
Surely it is not a crime,
When preparing oneself for a rhyme,
Nor is it a breach,
For an impromptu speech,
To allow yourself plenty of time.
"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."
He spends one more day in his bed.
To-do-lists run all ‘round his head.
Noon came and then passed,
he’s still on his ass.
A hard day of work, he most dreads!
“If man had created man, he’d be ashamed of his performance.” – Mark Twain
Mark Twain once said “kindness is a language the deaf can hear
And the blind can see” what a clever analogy, it's why he's so endeared
Loved by the millions
A mind of such brilliance
Thoughts of him make us smile and to our eyes bring a tear
Mark Twain once said “kindness is a language the deaf can hear
And the blind can see” what a clever analogy, it's why he's so endeared
Loved by the millions
A mind of such brilliance
Thoughts of him make us smile and to our eyes bring a tear
Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. (Mark Twain)
When Adam donned his fig leaf
Was a sense of decency assumed.
When sons of Adam
Again find it cute
To be comfortable
In their birthday suit
Will simple modesty be resumed.
Apple of my eye
Reason for my smile
Woman of my dream
My Shania Twain
I'm just an ordinary man
You are a shining star
But my love for you is real
My Shania Twain
I will always love you
Though I cannot be with you
I will caress you in my dream
My Shania Twain
Form:
When you are writing a poem
or a book or your name a letter
you must use plenty of flourish
which to me means something
must shine out to be seen
and noticed and remembered
by whomever is reading your creation
Mark Twain said that using
the right word can be compared to
lightning and a lightning bug
whirring warning whooshing
gaunt gores filling
damped darkness dug
pulpy pair's lust
tactic twain tumbling
over hideous heels
airy atmosphere puking
voluptuous vile vying
per punctured pelvic
skeptical soles shuddering
la-de-da limbs lustrating
felon nature's priest
war met will
one other killed.
20:01:09:01:02
Ignorance, confidence you need--
Just two things in life to succeed.
Mark Twain said this long back
Of crackpots on one track,
Here’s Trump, out to prove Mark Twain’s creed--
He, whose ignorance vies
With his confident lies,
Chickens out in the end indeed!
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Happenings |20.09.2025| Humour, politician, USA
The Wit of Twain
I recollect, Pa always used to say
There is no pay if you don’t stop your play
Maybe figured I'd learned
Knowledge not given but earned
Life is a success if you don’t delay
© 6/20/2015
Mark Twain Quote:*The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Contest Name: Write with the Wit of Twain
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Fascinated With Will Rogers and Mark Twain
Which one is a must?
Should we collect and discuss
Gather in disgust.
I am becoming quite fascinated with Will Rogers,
Mark Twain, Ogden Nash and also Robert Frost.
Combine all of those together and you will end
up finding me.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
and near Norfolk, VA area born
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC.
mark twain claimed never to have read a book
yet his personal library had over three thousand volumes
now that is bizarre
but books do look good in a drawing room
or whatever kind of flippity floppity floop
you live in
you feel me?
i've never read poetry i tell people
they say, "yeah, it shows"
i say they can go play in traffic
hit me with a horse
the cold never bothered me anyway
Dancing in the Rain
Let`s dance in the rain,
Come and be my twain,
Let us not worry,
Let us just be free
And dance in the rain.