Short Twain Poems
Short Twain Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Twain by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Twain by length and keyword.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
you’ll get no argument from me
Taken into care
A desperate tale of despair
Both on social and an emotional levels
Never the twain
So much for family
Future is far,
present here,
the twain meet,
somewhere there,
you have to walk,
trot,gallop and hurry,
before you get buried.
Future is far,
present here,
the twain meet,
somewhere there,
you have to walk,
trot,gallop and hurry,
before you get buried.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Mark Twain
no wonder Washington is a stinking cesspool!
Unbeatable and
Resourceful 'Anjaneya'
Is our 'monkey-God'
Ape is ape and man,
Man. The twain did never meet.
Nor will ever meet.
Here Lies Dr. John Lang
A Good Man Who's Heart Was Twain
His Last Words Spoken In Pain
"Never, Never, Never Again."
"The End"
Form:
Thinking of Marjorie Taylor Green
Mark Twain wrote
"If you want people
To think you are an idiot
Open your mouth
And remove all doubt"
A river boat runs into a bar and says give me a mark twain
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
Mark Twain
at least I can still count to ten and spell cat
Samuel Langhorne Clemens
had a wit as acidic as a lemon
to many pompous people he was a pain
especially with his pen name Mark Twain
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
Mark Twain
we have two wonderful border collies~ I prefer their company
'There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.'"[
Attributed to Mark Twain
anyone can tell a lie but it takes a politician to tell a statistic
"Don't sass me"
Conscience will justify you in it
In all ages of the world fiction has lured the obtuse
Afterward act accordingly to the dictates of your best judgment
Life
Stoops in
Awe of sea.
The
Sea yawn
Gulping waves.
Life
And sea,
Twain depends.
Entered for 3-2-1, 1-2-3, haiku contest... Poetry soup.
Love is not bitter, for time is not long,
Love is the rainbow, and never the rain;
Love is the weakness that makes the heart strong;
Love me forever, two ones to a twain.
Wildly
Witty
Very
Scary
Some say Mark Twain was wildly witty
But I found one tale very scary
(Tom Sawyer’s travels through the cave scared me as a child)
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
I can’t remember what I said yesterday so it must all have been true
They've banned Mark Twain
J.D. Salinger too
Faulkner, Shakespeare
Next up, Winnie the Pooh
And because amorality's
their ultimate end
They'll ban the Bible
then the Koran
May we be blessed…
especially in this time of political upheaval and strife
To give every day, as Mark Twain suggested,
A chance to become the most beautiful day in our life.
"The Jews are like everyone else, only more so."
~ Mark Twain
Since I am ‘more so’ ~
that explains my hefty torso
“Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.” Mark Twain, on Alcoholism
05 July 2015
Poem of the Day - 07 July 2015
Write With the Wit of Twain Contest - 4th Place
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Mark Twain
I have a ton of experience~ why am I still making bad decisions
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Mark Twain
If that is the case~ how come I still make so many bad decisions
cycles continue
victims, weaker or smaller
bullies..born or made?
"It is curious that physical courage should be common in the world and moral courage so rare"
- Mark Twain
©Donna Jones, 12-9-2013