Short Twain Poems

Twain writes ahead
Of his time, yet
Died penniless....

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Never miss an opportunity to shut up.
Mark Twain


Ok.
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dragon fly,dancer
hum bug,ruin my silenced sit
twain can keep himself...

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When two hearts conjoin
The twain beats as one divine
life becomes sublime...

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In Hannibal Town

Tom Sawyer Conspiracy

Can you say White Wash? 

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Begone!
apparition.
Your looming appearance,
saddens and cleaves my heart in twain
again....

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Two panting hearts beating in synchronized time
Shadows twain follow eclipsing each rhythmic chime...

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Writer’s write
Speaker’s speak  
(and never)
— the twain shall meet

(Ketchum Idaho: August, 1983)
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Samuel Langhorne Clemens- 
Born, it was his name 
But be it said- his name in fame 
The poet known- "Mark Twain"...

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If you are free woman, not only fan,
Do for our people what does a superman:
Love Shania Twain and sing if you can!...

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The twain starts with 'and' 
and ends dissolving 'and.'

The death of 'if.'
The end of 'or.'

Unconditional Love....

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain


you’ll get no argument from me
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Taken into care

A desperate tale of despair

Both on social and an emotional levels

Never the twain

So much for family...

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Future is far,
present here,
the twain meet,
somewhere there,
you have to walk,
trot,gallop and hurry,
before you get buried....

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Future is far,
present here,
the twain meet,
somewhere there,
you have to walk,
trot,gallop and hurry,
before you get buried....

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Mark Twain


no wonder Washington is a stinking cesspool!...

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Unbeatable  and
Resourceful  'Anjaneya'
Is our 'monkey-God'

Ape is ape and man,
Man. The twain did never meet.
Nor will ever meet....

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Here Lies Dr. John Lang
A Good Man Who's  Heart Was Twain
His Last Words Spoken In Pain
"Never, Never, Never Again."




"The End"...

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Thinking of Marjorie Taylor Green
Mark Twain wrote
"If you want people
To think you are an idiot
Open your mouth
And remove all doubt"...

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A river boat runs into a bar                                                                                            and says give me a mark twain...

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.
Mark Twain

at least I can still count to ten and spell cat
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Samuel Langhorne Clemens
had a wit as acidic as a lemon
to many pompous people he was a pain
especially with his pen name Mark Twain
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
Mark Twain


we have two wonderful border collies~ I prefer their company
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'There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.'"[
Attributed to Mark Twain


anyone can tell a lie but it takes a politician to tell a statistic
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"Don't sass me"
Conscience will justify you in it
In all ages of the world fiction has lured the obtuse 
Afterward act accordingly to the dictates of your best judgment...

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