Short Tuxedo Poems

Wobbling tuxedo clad bowling pins
saunter across a frozen wilderness...

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a tuxedo suit

of black and snowy white fur

cat dreams in a ball...

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tuxedo cat
all dressed up
nowhere to go



AP: Honorable Mention 2025...

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Chickadee tuxedo
Black, grey and white, polished
Vogue array
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Woodland Wedding

Woodland wedding day ~
 Black and white tuxedo birch ~
  Lace bridal veil falls.

4/28/20...

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standing at the altar
                              wearing a tuxedo
                              to his funeral...

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There once was a young man from Toledo
Who fast needed to rent a tuxedo
He went in
Was too thin
Suit hung on him like a cloth gazebo...

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Endangered penguins on the ice.
Small tuxedo wearing waiters.
Keep the party warm, in a trice
                     they'll need gaiters....

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CaTs


Hello Tuxedo
The Kitty Cat.

What A LOOK
On Your FACE!

Remember?

Now I Know

All Cats.

-Gray Squirrel

05-19-2025...

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When things you do you always lose
You consequently have the blues
        How you will feel
        You can’t conceal
The world’s a Tuxedo and you are brown shoes!...

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wow! hot sizzling steps
flourishes and flounces
she is in chiffon
where did he get the tuxedo?
he was never this debonair or polished when we dated
I stare, mesmerized...

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There once was a bridegroom so wacky
His tuxedo was made of green khaki
   His bride screamed, "Ee gad!"
   Then went raving mad---
Her wedding ring was pure ticky-tacky...

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milk breath gigolo
a tuxedo tom
cat with attitude
cat-walking down the alley
felines fuss and mew
conniving to capture this Don Juan
his wives roll their eyes
they know the game...

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she loves her tiara and satin gown
he’s in a stiff tuxedo, feels like a clown
another mismatched couple, who will marry after prom
thinking they are in love, a small world they live on...

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her white chiffon dress swirled around his dark tuxedo
they were waltzing to the delight of their wedding guests
magical moment captured by cameras around the room
happily forever after...

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My old tuxedo cat
   climbs again 
onto my lap
   seeking the comfort 
of my petting   rubbing hands,
just as so   my heart   seeks 
   the dear comfort 
of her soft gentle
   purrings....

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Penguins are flightless birds
Their home Antarctic
They are sea birds
In colour they are black 
     and white
All they need is a 
     big red bow
To dress up their tuxedo
The ladies wear scarfs...

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Black
satiny, ebony
dashing, unbridling, entertaining
formal tuxedo, athlete, wedding gown, chalk
snowing, swaddling, sparkling
cottony, sudsy
White


Written April 29, 2021...

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Tuxedo cat, come ride me said the flamingo rocker
He ran over and jumped on and soon had a gawker
Can I have the next ride? Asked a mouse at his feet.
Tuxedo cat said “certainly,” for he looked good to eat....

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Serenity unfolds ~
   Upon a pond 
      of gentle calm,
He dances in clear moonlight ~
To an unheard grand piano,
   He glides 
     along his crystal floor ~
Moving in a peaceful rhythm,
In his white tuxedo....

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Cheers to the Penguin
our tuxedo-feathered friend.
They're sorta shaped like bottles
from end to end.
Though he can't act, or model
On swimming most depend.
And they wobble at full throttle
Cheers to our little friends....

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They dress for theater with gloves up to their elbows
The Roosevelts, Thomases, Rockafellers, and Shelbows.
They wear their glitziest tiaras, while carrying their fans.
On their arms they show off their tuxedo-wearing mans....

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     A burr stuck smack-dab in the back
     of his white tuxedo
     Everyone pointing at it
     He couldn’t quite reach it though 

     Balked at removing his tux
        No idea of what it was 
        His life on hold...

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She mirrored the shape of a psychotic hooker
Tattooed by hickeys and bruises
Written upon the pages of her breasts
In lieu of her nightly pearl tuxedo
The teeth protruding from her ******
Began hissing and spitting at me
The war was far from over…...

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tuxedo cat’s eyes rose up like a pregnant woman
I had caught him with the expensive vodka
the one we only bring out in December
Is that my cigarette? I give him a stare down
He puts his tail up and arrogantly whisks away
knowing who is in charge here...

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