Short Trump Poems
Short Trump Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Trump by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Trump by length and keyword.
They have been a Trump fan,
Hope and wish that we can
Look toward,
Seeing Lord;
Him from White House ban.
Jim Horn
Trump discovered a cure today:
Lab-cloned alien DNA
From Tularosa*
(Is Amarosa
Collecting some White House back pay?)
In fiery halls where shadows play
A voice that echoes, bold and bray
Trump marches forth, come what may
© daniel miltz
Trump Nincoomp Priest Horn Haiku
Of all Trump is least;
Gone bonkers being a beast;
Now nincompoop priest.
Jim Horn
Trump Lump of Lard Horn Haiku
Trump sure is old grump;
Broke ankle slipping on stump,
With lard a big lump.
Jim Horn
May day we protest
86 47!
execrate unrest
MAY DAY protests
5/1/26
They believed a Capitol riot could make a loser a winner,
After failing, they cling to changing facts by terror and thunder.
I hereby nominate Donald Trump for the title of 'Honorary Jew'
~ The world only hates Israel the way it hates you
The ***********
It has no brain
yet it outsmarts
many little red funny caps
thanks to them
xi virus
will be great again
Horn Haiku.
reporters tooted
out by trump had been booted
highly disputed
Jim Horn
How about hearing a Horn haiku?
Trump Should Be Saying Horn Haiku
trump should be saying
social distance stop delaying
hands must be spraying
Jim Horn
In shadows cast by golden towers
Trump reclaims the stage once more
"Drill, Baby, Drill," the nation's power
© daniel miltz
Trump Put On Some Shoes Horn Haiku
Trump Put On Some Shoes;
Discovered he had loose screws;;
Women would abuse.
Jim Horn
In the polls, Donald Trump
took an astonishing jump ,
but the most surprising thing for me
is I’d vote for him over Huckabee.
Kellyanne and George Conway:
One lauds Trump in every way.
One says he’s a damn freak show.
How they’re married, I don’t know.
nikita caspan..What a toilet pan.' Murders parents is a satanist, taking nazi instructions, to kill Mr Trump; next was the plan.!
Trump Were Sighting and Frightening
trump had been sighting
face and body face frightening
struck by lightening
Jim Horn
By Trump Again Are Scarred
we did have it hard
by Trump again are scarred
he is a retard
Jim Horn
Close to 8,000 poems.
A figure rises, dispelling gloom
With rhetoric strong, he claims the fight
The second coming, a nation's right
© daniel miltz
Trump Morons for Mates Horn Haiku
Saw Trump in the States,
Speeding on some roller skates,
With morons for mates.
Jim Horn
Effort to write poems was reborn;
And as usual had been Jim Horn;
Action spring;
Start to sing;
Trump prefers stars with ****.
Gravitational waves
could well be in protest to Trumpian raves
galactic observers
will react as they must to incendiary fervors.
Critically acclaimed
Undeniably intelligent
Never defeated President
Trump.
* The same applies to Prime Minister Netanyahu.
Trump is cooking, busy kitchen
Wants America to pitch in
Every voter's fondest wish
Taste and savor final dish
February 8, 2025
When Honest Abe and Liar Trump
Ended up in the City Dump
Because it rained
Just one complained
Big Liar Trump, The Tweeting Grump