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Trump Cure Number 13

Trump discovered a cure today: Lab-cloned alien DNA From Tularosa* (Is Amarosa Collecting some White House back pay?)

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Date: 7/31/2020 1:49:00 PM
oh that Amarasa. I used to despise seeing her on his tv show.
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/2/2020 11:22:00 AM
You must have a strong stomach to watch anything with Trump in it! Aloha! Rico
Date: 7/30/2020 4:37:00 PM
Now we know the truth - Trump really is from another planet!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/31/2020 2:29:00 PM
No, just another NAZI hideout! Aloha! Rico
Date: 7/30/2020 8:28:00 AM
hmmm, alien DNA what up with that !
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/30/2020 11:59:00 AM
How would I know? Perhaps Trump defines it as anything not white? Aloha! Rico
Date: 7/29/2020 2:00:00 PM
The theories regarding alien DNA and sex with demons touted by the doctor Trump cited do seem outlandish. But some people will believe them! Love the reference to Amarosa collecting back pay, too. Well done, Rico! Hugs, Carolyn
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/30/2020 11:57:00 AM
Thank you for reading and commenting, Carolyn! Aloha! Rico
Date: 7/29/2020 11:49:00 AM
Did I miss the first 12? Oh, he knows less than John Snow...listening to someone who believes in the importance of alien DNA and 'astral sex.'
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/29/2020 12:13:00 PM
No, you didn't miss anything, most especially his Lysol cure! Aloha! Rico
Date: 7/29/2020 11:35:00 AM
*With Amarosa on his mind(?) Trump's trusty Ouija Board claimed New Mexico's infection rate did not compute with Arizona's rate because the Alien Research Centre is in New Mexico, but locals credit the large colonies of barrel cactus which confuse revellers, as nobody likes little pricks!
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