Short Tooted Poems
Short Tooted Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Tooted by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Tooted by length and keyword.
By Trump Had Been Booted Horn Haiku
Horn Haiku.
reporters tooted
out by trump had been booted
highly disputed
Jim Horn
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Categories:
tooted, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
The Horn Player
I once knew a lad who played the cornet
Tooted ‘til he broke out in a cold sweat
He met a strumpet
Who liked his trumpet
He is blowing his heart out for her yet
June 3, 2021...
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Categories:
tooted, music,
Form:
Limerick
Quantum Physics
One of the theories I haven't quite grasped
Is quantum physics, it has a tendency to leave me aghast
Now I ain't stupid
Oops sorry, I just tooted
We all must let fly or have a traffic jam in the ass...
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Categories:
tooted, science,
Form:
Limerick
The Cheeseball Story
The cheese ball was delicious but on Christmas Eve
at the sleepover bro tooted without reprieve
sister cried, " please use the washroom, Steve "
" Sorry sis, "it's a lonely fart that I just can't retrieve
Dec 25, 2021...
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Categories:
tooted, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
We Don'T Wonder Why
There was an old lady from Ghent
Who tooted wherever she went
Sent up a cloud
Sometimes quite loud
And she never attracted a gent.
written July 10, 2021
FIRST PLACE WINNER
Brian Strand's Contest
Poetry Soup
August 2, 2021...
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Categories:
tooted, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Pirate Girl In Rhyme
She drank all the water in the first five seas.
She burped and tooted and started to wheeze.
The pirate ships began to toss and turn.
Driftwood came in by the hundreds to burn.
She released it all on a quick exhale.
The boats and barges ran up a strong gale.
The beaches were flooded, sunbathers were mad.
She climbed to the top of a lighthouse and lived out her sad....
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Categories:
tooted, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Haiku
Sunrise comes for me
Buildings shade halts it’s progress
Sucky city life
My city sunset
Reflected off the buildings
Awesome to behold
Prey in the city
variety a plenty
Beware the stalkers
She sleeps peacefully
I watch admiring her
She tooted sweetly
Lost is my lover
She lays next to me in sleep
Distance is profound
Here my princess l
Innocent our love
Profound is the gap...
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Categories:
tooted, america,
Form:
Haiku
A Sinking Boat
The second house this year to go under in Atlantic City.
This is a scenario that does not look too pretty.
A once venerable establishment will soon be history.
The future of gaming is now obscured with doubt.
In the big crap game of business, they have just sevened-out.
We will be bidding farewell to the esteemed Showboat.
They have tooted their last horn with a sour note.
After August 31, that will be all she wrote.
from a local news story
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Categories:
tooted, business, games,
Form:
Rhyme