Short Toking Poems

i've tried to give up smoking!
something i totally reject
just a load of toking
but i still want a cigerette!

it makes your skin smell
your body rank
makes your veins swell
your hair lank

i'll give up the smoke!
i promise to eject
just one more toke
only one cigerette

it boils your blood
your heart goe's thump
go on gussa a lug
gives you a cancer lump...

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Hopscotch playing
Dragon slaying
Home alone staying
   Child of a broken home
Liquor sneaking
Porno peaking
Experimental tweaking
   Adolescent always stoned

Cigarette smoking
Eating then choking
Closet toking
   Average American whore
Cake baking 
Zoloft taking
Dinner making
   Wife and mother of 4

Empty nest
Did your best
Cheers to the rest
   Menopause is the answer
Constantly prying
Endless crying
Slowly dying
   Widowed grandmother with cancer...

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Smoking toking you must be joking
it's a bust I just don't need an altered sense
of time and space or on choking
a mind-numbing feeling of euphoria
as I am happy as a clam
(thank you ma'am)
for as you two while under the influence
of lethargy-inducing external stimuli
proceeded in search of smokeable weed
a.k.a., a whole lot of pot
a joint venture indeed
the words I heard by you bemoaned
when about to go driving were
'No left turn unstoned!'
...

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Life isn't what it's cracked up to be
   Living on an island and toking delightful weed
      His thoughts emerge faster and easier then before.
          His mother once said not to explore,
             The mystical substance that most hippies adore
                He is free from the world and insanity 
                    He takes it easy and drinks his wine.
                       Playing guitar all day and listens to 
                          The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes"...

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