Short Ticked Off Poems

For a ticked off woman, she’s refreshingly brief;
    a quick, punctuated rage is her leitmotif....

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Josh once had a small tick on his rear
And yelled at it to get out of here
So the pesky runt
Crawled around front
And took a long walk on a short pier...

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I took a mummy to school today
She promised to keep her mouth shut, okay?
Cussed like a sailor
Ticked off Miss Caylor
Now I hate this mummy in every way!...

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Yea...I am upset
Ticked off to say the least....
TIME!!! 
A real great friend you are!
ARrrgggHHHH!!!
I am just....cho...
sad.
TIME...TiMe.........(sigh)time....
what's your reason this time?...

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Fast-handed Harry was a renowned pick-pocket
He could grab a wallet with the speed of a rocket.
One day while doing some picking
A suicide bomber’s bomb was ticking.
Where once was Harry there’s now a socket....

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Have Been Trigger Happy

Has been know to have a horse named Trigger;
Actually is happy because his horse is bigger;
A blatant lie,
Will pass by;
Was ticked off after being bitten by a chigger.

Jim Horn

Leaver it up to chiggers and tics....

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Driving smoothly
Down the road
Peaceful and free
Nowhere to go
To my right I see
I semi coming closer
No signal if you please
And over he goes
Right in front of me
Just inches away
I steam up senselessly
I burn inside, no way
Did he just do that
Oh, I’m so ticked off...

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He's the kind of man I want to hold,
to walk down the beach with, to 
have pick nicks with. The man to make
me laugh when I'm ticked off. The 
man that makes me feel like I'm on top 
of the world. He's the one I want 
to lay down with at night, and the one 
I want to see when I open my eyes 
the next morning and see his handsome 
face. O but wait he's only in my dreams....

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My heart has been broken many times. 

And I had shead many tears.

But for the past few BRAKE UP'S my heart has been broken.

But no tears to shead.

I do weep at night when I think back at all the good times we had.

But when the brake up come's face to face I don't cry.

But I do feel miserable, and helpless, and very ticked off.

     I don't know what to do.?

*comment if you have any advice ( or any thought)*

                -Angel4eva23...

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