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DWI
Difficult to steer
Tanked up on vodka clear
Become road kill smear

By Robb A. Kopp
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Categories: tanked, death
Form: Senryu



Premium Member AUTO HAVE MORE WINE
Her daughter did pour, and then more, of wine.
The goblet was tall and she filled it fine.
The glass sort of tipsy —
Well-tanked was the gypsy.
A cop cut her off when she crossed the line.

12/26/2018

Sponsor: Shadow Hamilton
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Categories: tanked, drink,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member 3 day old poem





                     A boy of 10 I only fished,

                     to bring one home for mother`s dish.

                     Became a man with drink and wished,

                     that getting tanked would catch me fish.

                     

                    

                                                             
                         
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Categories: tanked, drink, fish,
Form: Free verse
MADD (so SADD)
Grasp for the clutch, 
(clutching on automatic
chances)
clench my jaw –
am I clutch? 
no luck.

I gasp! (gassed) 
the gas-tank tanked.
Tired I try,
but floppy tires
blunder
like a drove
of drunken thunderbirds.

“Gear up guy! Get some get-go!”
I exhaust, idle 
and stammer,
grass spattered,
paint chips scattered,
brakes broke
and steering hammered -

destination
is going,
rear-view gone.

Turn my wheels (or my keys, at least).
Just don’t give me a brake....

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Categories: tanked, funny
Form: I do not know?