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Short Tailpipe Poems

Short Tailpipe Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Tailpipe by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Tailpipe by length and keyword.


long may she run
you tell me that I need blue jeans
cause the tailpipe gets so hot
you say I need to wear leather boots
in case we should go down
you slather me with sunscreen
to protect me from wind and sun
you tighten the strap on my helmet
to make sure it stays on
all you do to keep me safe
makes me feel so loved
I climb on behind, away we go
long may the Victory run...

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Categories: tailpipe, loveme, me,
Form: Free verse



In love with a Rolls-Royce
(This is a fictional poem)

A man fell in love with his brand new Rolls-Royce.
But he soon made a very bad choice.
He thought kissing a car would be the same as kissing a woman but he soon 
learned it was not.
He french kissed the tailpipe right after driving his Rolls and a third degree burn 
was what he got.
It hurt so much that it reduced this idiot to tears.
His mouth got burned so bad that he couldn't taste for an entire year....

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Categories: tailpipe, art, funny, on writing and words,
Form: I do not know?