Short Swingers Poems

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Premium Member Swingers

A quartet of swingers in Reno
Swapped keys as is usually so
One got the two wives
A case of the hives
The other an Alfa Romeo
Form: Limerick


Failed Swingers' Party - bawdy

THeir plan - in each oriface pour
some Vaseline, KY and more...
with rings of the bell
they both had to yell,
"Too greasy to open the door."
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Eased Her Bunny

The wife just hopped out on a date
It ended too soon, but that's fate
The wife did not fret
His needs were not met
Swingers don't mate on the front gate!
Form: Limerick

Intelligent Humans From Apes

That statement causes
     amusement in waves of our
       mirth and pomp and stance

Swingers and shakers
    have always hung around
      gals'n watering holes
Form: Senryu

Premium Member The Swinger Doors

There once was a couple of old swingers 
Whom were said to be more than just flingers 
As they swung 'cross the floors
With huge knobs, like some whores
You should have seen the size of their ringers  



Doors Poetry Contest 
Sponsor: Anthony Biaanco 
7/25/2021
Form: Limerick


Premium Member The Refrain

Poetry to be had in most 
everything -- the ceiling fan for 
instance, it's off now; heat slicing 
blades silenced -- 
            a ticking clock becoming more 
apparent, poetry in the on-wall
antique as well; thinking that if only
crystal moderns we could have outlawed -- 
keeping strong the heartbeat refrain of old pendulum
swingers....a wind, a fond nudge
when needed, and animation resumes rhythmic
and unimpeded.  I miss you.

Swivel and Those Rude Menzz

guitar strangs man!
we heard the strang's of delgrin
and were beamed otta our seat's
it's like booty-booty bomb sh4t!
I mean the bassy grooves and the lyrics
they hit me like a stereo!
swing dos' hips and get a grip
on some real good loving!
singles and swingers, baby what's for dinner
cause dessert is you !
I mean like who's got the answer
when the question is wrong
laid back getting squirt's from the boss type
loving!
greasy fanga's gal show!
groovy bassy funk!

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