Failed Swingers' Party - bawdy

THeir plan - in each oriface pour
some Vaseline, KY and more...
with rings of the bell
they both had to yell,
"Too greasy to open the door."
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Babcock Avatar
July 18, 2025 at 10:01 AM
A cute one that made me smile. Hope all is well your way. love phyl
Dietrich Avatar
July 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
haha, no more swingers allowed!
Bell Avatar
July 16, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Hate when that happens. I like it when you throw your car keys into the bowl, and you spot a Porsche set, and totally forget the swinging in favour of a different ride.
May Avatar
July 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Lol, Nicely done
Kendrick Avatar
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Creative one and quite slippery. Thanks for all the visits to my page with the nice comments. As of right now, I can't enter a contest or do comments on my comments because I am using my husband's computer. Sara K
Allison Avatar
July 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
omg jack - hubby and i do swing dancing - not this sort of swinging lol am creased up laughing here! hugs jan xx
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