Short Stick Up Poems

Sporting skin-tight gloves
and a fearsome blue mask
  What do you mean
  "Is this a stick-up?"
How   dare    you    ask...

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Would you do the do
Hairstyles stick up just like glue
You’ll do the do well

Entrant into Paula Swanson’s “How Due You Dew” contest...

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I don't wish to sound an alarm
But ladies are losing their charm
My thingamabob
Appears shish kabob
And they aim to skewer the farm!...

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anal-retentive 
stick up the ass
over-reactive
over-dramatization
over seemly unimportant 
irrelevant issues seemed to 
always be the response to 
crossing over the pet-peeve line
that had been created over time...

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Too many kabobs
to skewer
plus bone-dry ribs.

Me?  I’ll stay
with pink lemonade

and watch 
       the turbid sky
and watch
       the stars reload

And so study 
serious stockades a
stick up their collective...

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Just stepped on a mini wheat, now I'm known as a cereal killer
Ate some fruit loops, now I'm a star in a fruity loopy thriller
Devoured some cheerios
Now have a happy ego
Coco Puffs make me loco, puff up and stick up my bad finger!...

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Dad or Bad. 

Broken homes
And 
Lavish dens
On Benefits
Or in a benz
Got enemies
Some call Friends
There's
Stick up kids
Gangs with shivs
And the thug addicts 
Selling drug habits
There's the good
Bad happy and sad
Who am i 
Im now a dad...

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Funny Robbery

Hiccup
Stick-up

Resort for Primates

Gorilla
Villa

Country Singer Sounds like a Bird

Trilly
Willy

Small Town Dump

Village
Spillage

The Party Pooper

Thriller
Killer

Frigidity

Chillness
Illness

A Deathly Calm

Stillness
Illness

Measure of Happiness

Smileage
Mileage...

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Friends are people that care about you
THey stick up for you
They sometimes understand how you feel
They are there to talk to
You're alone
You was never alone
They will worry about you, the love you in a friends way
When you fall, they will help you bakc up

No matter what, you alway have friends that are there for you!...

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I may be stupid
I may be blonde
You call me crazy
I don't see what's wrong

There's a light in me
To make me go far
So stick up your nose
Cause you don't know who you are

You may see lazy
But I see beauty
You don't know really
Who I am truly

So until all you haters see
How blind you always be
Maybe one day
You'll understand me...

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We stand together
Them and me
They make a joke
But they don't even see
That the smile I wear
Isn't even real
This is not the real me
This is not how i feel
I laugh along
Just because
They are my "friends"

At least they was

I feel so alone
So out of this place
Why can't I stick up for myself?
I know I can't win this race...

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I tossed a stick up in the air
To watch it fly around
I waited for that stick to fall
Before me on the ground

It must have been a special stick
That did not make a sound
For when I searched the ground ahead
That stick could not be found

I never did retrieve my stick
That disappeared that day
Perhaps the stick was mad at me
For throwing it away

The moral of the story is
Be careful what you say
For if a stick can resurrect
Then you should learn to pray....

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The best defense is the running defense if you wanna fight then you have your pretence but this verse ain't about the offense moves are made ok don't be acting like a defect or be the subject of some showoffs outlet
 mad respect if you 5 k'd an enemy 
That's 5 kilometers with the blessing of survival energy.
I'm not saying don't stick up for your friends g
But if you tell em time to bounce and they stay clowns are made of these
A beginners karate verse By Kyle kriticos...

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