Short Spork Poems
Short Spork Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Spork by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Spork by length and keyword.
The Man From New York
There once was a man from New York,
Who had an addiction to pork.
He once ate some beef,
And threw up his teeth,
Then fell on the floor with his spork....
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Categories:
spork, funny, hilarious, vacation,
Form:
Limerick
A Spoon and a Fork
Someone caught a spoon in bed with a fork,
I assume that's why we now have the spork.
Let's hope they don't catch them with a knife,
Could you imagine a knoon or a fife?...
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Categories:
spork, funny, introspection, on writing and words,
Form:
Epigram
That Crazy Orkan
There was a creative genius named Mork
Crazy Orkan crossed a spoon with a fork
He gazed at his invention
Then at last broke the tension
I'm gonna call what I've got here ~ a 'spork!'...
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Categories:
spork, fantasy, fun, giggle, science fiction, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Fork and Spoon and Baby
The fork and the spoon wondered what their baby would be
I think he’ll be a fork, the fork said confidently, a fork like me!
His wife the spoon kept quiet, but she kind of wanted a spoon.
When they got a spork that looked like her, she was over the moon....
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Categories:
spork, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Rhyme
Reuben
;p
I
Love
Reuben
Sandwiches
Grill toast with corn beef
Thousand island dressing to please
Grill delicious on rye or pumpernickle tastes right.
Hot melted cheese of Swiss makes you say delicious.
Sauerkraut in the mouth makes you wish
for coleslaw and this
handy spork.
With love,
Your
Dork
d;
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~dedicated to my friend, can you guess who? would dare me to turn a 'fibo' up a knotchie?
lol!! That was fun. Thanks Ruben ;)...
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Categories:
spork, food
Form:
Fibonacci