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Short Splurging Poems

Short Splurging Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Splurging by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Splurging by length and keyword.


Start Splurging
Started Splurging

She was urging me to start splurging
We eventually went on an excursion
We wound up on a beach
People liked being a leech
Into big bills were emerging.

Jim Horn...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: splurging, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Huh, Miss
She slipped from among us
in search of good hummus,
like a whispery breeze
at the scent of chickpeas;
escapes for tahini
rivalled old Houdini.
Her nose for good cumin
was simply inhuman,
her longings, appeasing
on lemony squeezings.
She never found fault
with a good pink rock salt,
and oft was caught splurging
on fine extra virgin.
But she went on a bender,
took a shine to a blender,
sliced her tongue on that trough,
and her hum is still off…...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: splurging, food, nonsense, silly,
Form: Couplet

Book: Shattered Sighs