Short Snorting Poems

Short Snorting Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Snorting by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Snorting by length and keyword.


Dog Dreams

my dogs lost in the chase
there on the rug
breathing heavy
eyelids going
snorting paws moving
I wonder 
do dog dreams
come true?
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Premium Member Where Death Awaits

Where Death Awaits

Matadors
(like ballerinas)
pivot by
snorting bulls
who are charging the red cape
to where death awaits.
Form: Shadorma

Premium Member Asleep-Awake

Asleep Exhausted, restless Dreaming, snorting, turning Sunlight, alarm, shower, coffee Stretching, yawning, changing Irritable, confused Awake
Form: Diamante

Premium Member ban shill-piro '

Oh no.' Is he snorting snow.?
ben your mental bar; now is so low.'
He' gives me this crick,
My neck starting to click.' 
Ban the quackster, he really; must go'
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Proud Puppy Owner

Three weiner puppies in the buggy north of Street McAntix
Popping, licking, rolling, snorting, growling and playing in bantics
Their proud little girl owner pushing them happily, loving their antics
Form: Monorhyme


Premium Member Mark Mark

Mark! Mark! Sounds like a dog with a hair lip Doesn't scare nobody in spite of his markmanship Tried snorting instead Bared his teeth wide spread But the mark mark gives away his weinership
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Mark Mark

Mark! Mark! Sounds like a dog with a hair lip Doesn't scare nobody in spite of his marksmanship Tried snorting instead Bared his teeth wide spread But the mark mark gave away his weinership
Form: Limerick

Premium Member They Are Coming This Weekend

They are coming this weekend 
I have known for two weeks
Why clean ahead?
Why clean at all?
Isn’t it time they knew
Their mother HATES to clean.
I snicker and nicker to myself.
Snorting now.
They already know.

Premium Member Dangbert the Ferocious Dragon

Dangbert was snorting and snarling and gnashing his teeth
He is feverously ferocious, full of anger and grief.
The old dragon watched, from her mountain seat high.
Thrilled to death of her son, who was scaring this guy.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Wind and Snot

Sometimes wind is our fluted friend
Puffing sails and dispersing seed
Sweeping life to unknown isles and continents
Offering up free cups of electricity.
Wind can also be a red-caped bull
snorting souls like snot into hell or heaven.
Form: Rhyme

Scented Leaves

Scented Leaves were seen spewed all over
A Lady decided to hover
Which made her nose twitch 
Snorting in high pitch
They flew toward her face to cover



November 13, 2019
Contest Name: SCENTED LEAVES 
Sponsored by: Kim Rodrigues
Form: Limerick

Acid Storm

he whips up a thunderstorm 
of furious acid

   looming above an ocean black,
   vast and placid,

      snorting through billows of smoke scalding, 
      deathly white,

         the god of the seas, once again, 
         will show his might.
Form: Rhyme

Of The Tiger; And For You!

Gloomy-green, forested
Man, these are the haunts
Of what even now is
Leaping, while unsheathed, at
But strange food to it!

No less, for a creature
Friend, snorting, grunting
Wild; for the sound it makes.
Vain; in hoofing away.
Trying to outwit!
Form: Rhyme

A.B.U.S.E.

Another way of destroying ourselves
Bottles of pills, boxes of beer, and baggies of weed
Underestimating the pain that these things can cause if used unrighteously
Swallowng, snorting, and shooting up these killers can
End the happiness in you life forever
Form: Acrostic

Piggies

All these little pale pink piggies
prancing through their straw floored pen
sniffing and snorting
with little smiles under their snouts!
Tufted, tiny tails bouncing in the air!
Sharp, dark, twinkle eyes!
Oh, can I love bacon looking
at these wee faces?!

Premium Member Life is a Bullfight

Life is a bullfight
replete with an ugly, snorting beast,
with murderous eyes and sharpened horns, 
trying relentlessly to kill you
in the most painful way possible 
while your friends and family in the arena, 
drooling, laughing, and cheering,
eagerly await the outcome.

Premium Member no big surprise

Three chubby short stubby snorting gnomes came into the field.
They held a skeleton, a cauldron, and a jack-o-lantern from our yield.
Give that Jack back! I challenged the thief, who would not show me his eyes.
They ran off with grandma’s favorite cauldron too, no big surprise!
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Sullen

When all 
Is said
And written
For someone 
So smitten
By poetry
And prose
Thus Propositioned
Now
Back to yore
Is this
The end
A surprise
On page turn
When all possible
Combinations
Of thoughts
Ideas
And words
Make the palette greyer
And the snorting bore
Sullen

Premium Member F-U Boomer

At work a (millennial) was snorting 
about his weekend trip to a casino
how he was sick of wearing a mask
how he didn't care if he died or not.
I asked him what if he were to tote  
the bat flu home to his loved ones
he gave me the F.U. (boomer) stare
walking away in smart phone glare.

Premium Member Falling All Over Each Other

The coats are falling all over each other
We have tried to separate them
But they like being close and chummy
Pickpocketing each other's pockets
Rubbing their collars upside
Each other's necks
Sniffing and snorting
Grunting sometimes
This is when it is not easy
to be a coat check girl

How the Deputy Got Sunder Loaded

Four hooves at the ready
one-eyed tall snorting
he one chewed cigar puffing
left on the rope 
right wrapped round horse ear
eye to eye staring down
the trailer at once prize and prison
pawing the air no more
carried by an ear into darkness
Old Smoky the victor again
Sunder was loaded.
Form: Haiku

Twang Toot Fing Foo

Twang toot Fing Foo
Jingle jingle rattle boo
Tiger Tiger splash, squish
Skycrapper’s crashing swish
Wretched retches snorting  snuck
Timtimbuctoo’s belching buck
Whoosh whoosh Winnie Treetree murmur
Croaking frogie's hiss hiss charmer
Punipuni giggles growling grunt 
Oink oink  words' trilling witchhunt
Form: Rhyme

Nocturn

,Center>The streets are ridge-backed and growling.
City lights glare like outflanked samurai.
Your thin hand dices words
into sideswipes.
Whiskey blooms in your orchid mouth.
I am led to where a lust
is armored, and snorting to be free.
Stories groom our hungers.
The night camps
in a small neon room.

Premium Member Sunset Ride

Oiled and polished tack
golden coat, white mane
16 hands of raw energy
freshly groomed
chomping at the bit
snorting in anticipation
snow falling lightly
reins firmly in hand 
slow canter across
 snow blanketed  field
steam rising from
my powerful steed
hawks circle overhead
red fox watches
absolute peace

Dark Rise

The streets are ridge-backed and growling.
City lights glare like outflanked samurai.
Your thin lips dice words,
sideswipe wanton desire,
hints of release measure my mind.
Whiskey blooms in your orchid mouth.
I am led to where a lust
is snorting to be free.
Warm winds groom stray hungers.
A room behind the neon
beckons.

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