Short Snagging Poems
Short Snagging Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Snagging by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Snagging by length and keyword.
Very, very naughty I can sometimes be
Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee
Be back in a jiff
Well that's really if
I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree
Categories:
snagging, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Very, very naughty I can sometimes be
Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee
Be back in a jiff
Well that's really if
I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree
Categories:
snagging, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Very, very naughty I can sometimes be
Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee
Be back in a jiff
Well that's really if
I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree
Categories:
snagging, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Very, very naughty I can sometimes be
Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee
Be back in a jiff
Well that's really if
I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree
Categories:
snagging, fun,
Form:
Limerick
It’s not all easy being favoured as a great gifted poet
All this deigning and stooping just to let people know it
But that’s not the worse of it and irritating much more
Is my fresh ironed toga keeps on snagging the door
Categories:
snagging, on writing and words
Form:
Rhyme
Wild Kingdom
every Sunday night
Marlin and Jim
traveling throughout the world
catching cats
lassoing llamas
herding hyenas
interspersed with insurance commercials
Mutual of Omaha protecting the wild and you
My favorite:
Snagging snakes
I rooted for the snake!!!
Categories:
snagging, humor,
Form:
Free verse
It is not all easy being favoured as a great gifted poet
All this deigning and stooping just to let people know it
But that is not the worse of it and irritating much more
Is my fresh ironed toga keeps on snagging the door
(PS I wanted to tick humour but it was spelled humor!)
Categories:
snagging, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
It’s not all easy being favoured as a great gifted poet
All this deigning and stooping just to let people know it
They do deign but I just do so to see them pass
Tomorrow perhaps worse they want to kiss my ****
But that’s not the worse of it and irritating much more
Is my fresh ironed toga keeps ruddy snagging the door
Categories:
snagging, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Morbid angel
With that crooked gothic grin
Smearing licorice lipstick
On the licentious lips of sin
Morbid angel
Whimpering salacious sighs
Snagging the souls of men
In your fishnet thighs
Morbid angel
In sable studded noir
Matching spiked collars
With your high heel scars
Morbid angel
Black lace over ashen skin
You’re late for school again
Much to your parent’s chagrin
Categories:
snagging, daughter, family, introspection, social,
Form:
Quatrain
It’s not all easy being favoured as a great gifted poet
All this deigning and stooping just to let people know it
They do deign but I just do so to see them pass
Tomorrow perhaps worse they want to kiss my ass
But that’s not the worse of it and irritating much more
Is my fresh ironed toga keeps ruddy snagging the door
PP .
The Great Poet is most embarrassed using the word for a donkey for a fleshy nice shaped bottom for the sake of a silly rhyme !
Categories:
snagging, funny, parody,
Form:
Couplet