Short Snafu Poems
Short Snafu Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Snafu by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Snafu by length and keyword.
Snafu
Situation
Normal
All
F'd
Up...
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Categories:
snafu,
Form:
I do not know?
Wheels
WHEELS!!!!
Car insurance policies,
Snafu in technology,
Male methodology,
Some men are fun and comical,
Some are not so logical,
So-called men and their vehicles,
If they've got tyres and testicles!!!!!!...
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Categories:
snafu, allusion, car, humor, men, technology,
Form:
Free verse
What a Snafu
This happens when you have no extra time-
There you stand in the queue
Patiently, you wait
There’re two ahead of you--
You’re so close to the gate
You watch as time runs out
Tick tock…., you’re in a crunch
Up goes the sign, “Out to Lunch”
Now, your face wears this pout
Oh! What a snafu!
~*~...
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Categories:
snafu, angst,
Form:
Grook
A Poet's Lament
Inspiration has fled me
Hard toil has bled me
Desperation has led me
to my current snafu…
Frustration has fed me
Neuroses have shred me
No one has read me
no one save you…
Here’s what I’m hoping
That we’ll be eloping
Else there’s no coping
~ my life will be through
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Categories:
snafu, inspiration, life, together,
Form:
Rhyme
Snafu
“Sorry, coach, I messed up the play,” said the sweating cager.
“No problem, son,” replied the coach, promptly benching him.
After the game was lost, the poor chap received all the blame.
Failures in life are always followed by a lot of finger-pointing
Until you say ‘enough is enough’ and simply leave the scene....
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Categories:
snafu, people, social, work,
Form:
Acrostic
The past
Recreating the mid seventies
With the Delfonics
Alive and Kicking
Snafu and String Driven Thing
Bedsitter land imagined
on the suburbia lengthwise
red duvets changed frequently
It seems so damn unfair
to live in the past
and today
the songs don't have rhythm
tattooed bards
by the wayside
so waif like
sing out their DNA
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Categories:
snafu, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
Snafu At the Met
I shall never ever forget
The alto who sang at the Met
The orchestra was so off-beat
Embarrassed, she stared at her feet
A singer's heartbreaking regret.
Her aria was polished, sure,
Practically, there was no cure
In despair she collapsed and cried
The orchestra leader denied
But, he had mangled up the score.
September 5, 2021...
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Categories:
snafu, music, song,
Form:
Quintilla
Hilarious Town Names
Believe it or not these are actual
town names in the U.S.A. and Canada
BOOGER HOLE West Virginia
CROTCH LAKE Ontario
KNOCK EM STIFF Ohio
INTERCOURSE Pennsylvania
PEE PEE CREEK Ohio
SCRATCH ANKLE Alabama
CRAPAUD Prince Edward Island
TWO EGGS Florida
WHY NOT North Carolina
STINKY POO Alabama
SNAFU Alaska
ANUS Indiana
DDILDO Newfoundland...
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Categories:
snafu, hilarious,
Form:
Free verse
Winter Weather
It’s hard to walk on slush or sleet;
It’s harder, still, to drive.
The best thing is to stay at home
To keep yourself alive.
For one false step with foot or wheel
And you may fall or crash;
But even if you’re careful,
Nerves will cause your teeth to gnash.
When winter weather happens,
Though there’s not much we can do,
It’s better to remain inside,
Avoiding some snafu....
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Categories:
snafu, winter,
Form:
Rhyme