Short Smarties Poems

a guy turned to me today & 
held out a pack of Smarties (c).

he said that he’d been eating them for a while,
and he hadn’t gotten a bit smarter.

then he paused before saying
“it’s a lie.”...

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Just found a brilliant new website called Brilliant
Brilliant is a lot of scientific stuff worth a gold ingot
Overdoing it, perhaps maybe
Stuff to stump smarties under 80
Over 80, us guys get it in a flash, that's the ticket...

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A sailor who loved costume parties
would shout out a wild, “Aye, me hearties!”
This old buccaneer,
role playing with cheer,
got mimicked by all the young smarties.


April 14, 2019
entered in Tania Kitchin's Pirate Themed Poetry Contest   Placed third...

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my thong is on fire 
i'm up for hire 
but no one will 
so i started selling pills
i needed the cash
but then somebody found my stash
it wasn't even drugs just mashed up smarties
so no one's gonna be getting high at their parties
this life is just way to sad
that's why i decided to move in with my dad....

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Sunshine smiling smarties on sugary snowy slopes
Eating éclair evenings where everyone elopes
Cotton Candy climbing with cascading caramel
Delicious dancing donuts devilishly desirable

Jumping jealous jellybeans jousting with the jujubes
And tasty toffee truffles taunting the tootsie roll tubes
What a Wonderful Wunderbar World of Mr. Willy Wonka
A virile victorious vision before we get to the Vodka.




Feb.18.2017
Just a Little Bit of Sugar -Contest
Sponsored by: Debbie Guzzi...

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