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Short Slurry Poems

Short Slurry Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Slurry by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Slurry by length and keyword.


The Energetic Farmer
An energetic farmer called Murray
Had a struggle to clean out the slurry
The pipe would block
By a big stone or a small rock
That’s why he was always in a hurry...

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Categories: slurry, funny,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Panning Poetry
Sifting slurry through my word sieve
occasional bright flashes give hope
but there is so much dross and the
yellow flakes in my quicksilver amalgam
may be naught but fool’s gold....

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Categories: slurry, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Brainstorm Rainstorm
Brainstorm faith’s open palms vigilant in drought sunburns brighter, moonshines boozy grinning Rainstorm rustling the leaves slurry stirred by lightning overindulging town prayers applause
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Categories: slurry, prayer, rain, storm, weather,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Furry Us
Worry, worry, worry
    rush hour's snow flurry

  Blurry, blurry, blurry
    windshield's already slurry

  Hurry, hurry, hurry
    home, so the car's not buried

  Scurry, scurry, scurry
    'undercover' with s/t furry...

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Categories: slurry, car, home, pets, word play,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Is Rough Sex Dirty
A man once pondered, “Is rough sex dirty?” Replied “Only if it's done right”, his eyes quite blurry Voice trembling and shaking During this joyous undertaking Apologized for his words which came out quite slurry
...

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Categories: slurry, fun,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Is Rough Sex Dirty
Woody Allen once pondered, “Is rough sex dirty?” Replied “Only if it's done right”, his eyes quite blurry Voice trembling and shaking During this joyous undertaking Apologized for his words which came out quite slurry
...

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Categories: slurry, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Sir Jinxalot
In Camelot there was a bold knight
And for him nothing seemed to go right
Fell off his horse with a thud
Into some slurry and mud
Now his armour no longer shines bright.




Written 18 April 2018.

For limerick contest
Sponsor Robert Haigh....

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Categories: slurry, horse,
Form: Limerick
Homeward Bound
So cold is winters worry
Trepidation of the fury
Below zero trudging slurry 
Walking the cold last mile

Dodging bears and trailing wolves
Through the forest of the woods
Take my hand that you should
Walking the cold last mile 

We made it to the house with fire
Settle down, cosy smiles
If you had seen our feet in mire
Walking the cold last mile...

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Categories: slurry, adventure,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Coconuts
Listen to poem:
Your hairy brown exterior
Belies the sweet interior

A gift to humans culinary
Or cocktail quite extraordinary

Your oil it smooths, caresses
A babies bum it blesses

Your cream is heaven slurry
As I add it to my curry

In short you're what we all need
Though your stature for a plant seed

Might be intimidating
I'll still give you 'A' star rating
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Categories: slurry, flying, food,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fred Murrey
A farmer by the name of Fred Murrey
Woke late and was now having to hurry 
Wanted to manure his fields
So that he'd get better yields
But the pipe cracked and sprayed him with slurry.



Written on 2nd November 2022 

A Funny Limerick - Make me Laugh Poetry Contest. 

Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 

Checked with - How Many Syllables. Com

Syllables = 10.10.7.7.10....

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Categories: slurry, humor,
Form: Limerick
Craston and Calista
CRASTON AND CALISTA
Limerick




                             Craston married Calista in a hurry
                               It was a matter of marital slurry
                                    Craston went to the west
                                       Calista was blessed
                       She went to the east, killed a beast for curry







Craston married Calista
© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY...

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Categories: slurry, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Clad in Winter
Whirling flakes of fantasy softly tango,
cheek to cheek, or modestly waltzing strangers.
Blizzard whiteout buffaloes moon and starlight,
   cloaking the lovers.

Frozen fountain, brazenly fetching, catching
coins of ice, those stupefied flattened pennies.
Queen of snow and fairies do bluster shavings.
   Breathless the statue.

Snowmen slurry tottering, wayward listing.
Melting, baring, chattering cherub crystals.
Water flowing merrily whistles sport at
   winter’s undressing....

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Categories: slurry, winter,
Form: Sapphic stanza

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