Short Skedaddled Poems
Short Skedaddled Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Skedaddled by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Skedaddled by length and keyword.
Uneven Distribution
A Lombardian young man nicknamed Stan;
delivered Amazon stuff in his van.
They didn’t pay very much
being so out of touch;
so he skedaddled back home to Milan....
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Categories:
skedaddled, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Equestrian First-Class
To become an equestrian first-class
Jerry had to learn to ride on the grass
He took off the saddle
The equus skedaddled
Poor Jerry! He thought 'bareback' meant bare-hass...
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Categories:
skedaddled, horse, humor, success,
Form:
Limerick
Bug On a Rug
Large black hairy spider on a black rug,
trod on it with a bare foot.
Did not see it, felt it though.
skedaddled over to a chair to take a look.
Yellow spider pus, stiff broken spider legs,
had to scrape it all off with tissue paper.
Flushed the gooey mess down the toilet
together with the contents of a stomach....
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Categories:
skedaddled, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
The Onset of Old Age
The Onset of Old age
Written: by Miracle Man
1-20-2019
Was when our get up and go,
Had suddenly skedaddled.
And with serious health issues,
We suddenly found ourselves saddled.
But this hasn't left us,
Entirely broke Just slightly bent.
Leaving nothing to fight over,
Has become our intent.
At death, what remains,
Those feeling entitled will fight.
Seeing our death's as a windfall,
And perhaps their birthright?
...
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Categories:
skedaddled, age,
Form:
Lyric