Short Shaver Poems

my beard
is becoming
comfortably

longer
longing
to become

perfectly
numb...

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Jesus Has Been in All of History

Let us all hear a great story,
About Jesus with joyful glory,
Little shaver;
Still my savior;
Know did go down in history.

Jim Horn...

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such a liitle shaver
always on best behavior
our Lord and Savior

now a new neighbor
when she went into labor
saw a light shining amber

cold and did shiver
when our child would deliver
became believer...

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How To Love Is Learned Behavior

How to love has been learned behavior;
Jesus always will be our Lord and Savior;
Crucified on cross,
And still see moss,
And while child sure was a cute shaver.

Jim Horn...

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moaning moon munched
by taunted tongue -
gaunt gloom thrust
felon fate flung -
leered lanky lurch
shunned sassy verge

met tuning tree
crumbling crescendos' spree
porous path's plea

saucy swing strapped
tamed tactic trance
dribbling dark dance

shrewd shaver tossed
trailing snoop's trot.
      '20:04:24:19:32

Note: Of plagued picture....

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eerie vision vied
pluming perforated plights
dark dribbles dug
masticating munching mug
hoisted hankerings smothered
felon zeal fostered

moaning mist cloned
thorn ocean thrown
gloating gaunt glows

salient shaver sucked
la-de-da lures lust
wielded wits gulped

airy alakazam ailed
porous pupils' plight
      '20:05:13:18:47

Note: Of porous perception....

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eerie contractions etched
fostering fractured fetch
poring punctured pulses
worn winds wield
felon feigns drooped
hoisting hankering drools

bruised barks moaned
heaving sigh sown
by blitzkrieg enthroned

dark diminuendo dribble
cupping callous cripple
nocturnal nature nimble

spunky shaver severed
rondure creeps revered.
    '20:04:04:11:30

Note: Of vying vision....

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You know the road to ruin
    Quit your job, sleep all day
  Wake up at night, video games play

  Stay in your pj's 24/7
    Pizza, fries and Coke consume
  You're on the road to ruin

  Never see a doctor
    Ditto for the dentist
  Pay January's rent in June
    You're on the road to ruin

  Throw away your shaver
    Your toothbrush and your comb
  Now that your life's completely ruined
    Post this sign ~ 
      Welcome to my former home...

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