Short Shagged Poems
Short Shagged Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Shagged by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Shagged by length and keyword.
Dirty Limerick
Once seduced by his junior coworkers
Old man took his dates to the lockers
They used penile tweezers
And shagged like young weasels
Too bad he forgot beta-blockers...
Read More
Categories:
shagged, funny, games, lust, men, sexy, silly,
Form:
Limerick
In the Red - Bawdy
To the young lady I shagged on the bed
Sorry my bank account was so in the red
My checkbook had bounced
When on you I pounced
Dearie, better to be in the red than dead.
Written April 21, 2022...
Read More
Categories:
shagged, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Big
Big n hard
well babe its been big n hard,
the dumb retard?
wants planting in pleasures planting pot,
or bring some stole viagra,
just in case its not:)
get a keeper maybe should,
enhance his mood, stiff as wood,
the blood flow enterprising,
could be bloody mystifying,
as any phallus should,
yet babe im shagged, deflated bags,
me ball bags teste-fying,
get back you baitch,
can’t have an inch,
bo-didly aint supplying…
Don Johnson...
Read More
Categories:
shagged, adventure,
Form:
Ballad