Short Serviced Poems
Short Serviced Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Serviced by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Serviced by length and keyword.
Retired Ram
There once was a ram who retired,
who really was terribly tired.
Having serviced the lot,
he should have have been shot.
But the gun thankfully backfired....
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Categories:
serviced, animal, retirement, sad love,
Form:
Limerick
Tit 4 Tat
The Captain's new wife was "true blue"
Whilst he stayed The Wives Club main screw
But rather than pout
When the Captain was out
She serviced his troops two by two...
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Categories:
serviced, funny, lust, relationship, rude, sensual, sexy, wife,
Form:
Limerick
The Boilerman's Coming - Bawdy
The boiler man’s coming at three,
He's handsome so fit and hunky,
Forget our old boiler,
(He’s just come to oil her)
I’m wishing that he’d service me!
We had the oil central heating boiler serviced today and I couldn't resist a silly poem
16th Sept 2020...
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Categories:
serviced, home, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Exit Wound
On Kensington Avenue, under the railway,
Her stage is a paperboard box.
The sounds of North Philly provide the applause.
Her venue’s the school of hard knocks.
At the drama’s finale, the curtain comes down.
She’d serviced her role like a slave.
Just the tip of the needle, a neat little hole,
But the exit wound gaped like a cave....
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Categories:
serviced, addiction, allegory, america, angst, drug,
Form:
Verse
Much Alpha Delta Omicron About Nothing
Note: This is a title page. The type should be centered and not all the same font size.
MUCH ALPHA
DELTA OMICRON
ABOUT NOTHING
AN ACCOUNT
OF
SOME REMARKABLE APPLICATIONS
OF
ELECTRIC FLUID
TO THE USEFUL ARTS
BY
OTIS TRENCH
WITH
A VINDICATION OF HIS CLAIMS
PRODUCED BY ZOLTAN GOLIATH
DESIGNED BY LYDIA FOX
SERVICED BY MAGDALENA’S DEN OF SIN
BADSEEDPRESS
© 2022 M. KALAVIK...
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Categories:
serviced, allegory, america, anger, angst, anxiety,
Form:
Free verse