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Retired Ram

There once was a ram who retired,
who really was terribly tired.
Having serviced the lot,
he should have have been shot.
But the gun thankfully backfired.

animalretirementsad lovelimerick

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Connie Marcum Wong

November 4, 2016 at 2:24 AM

This is such a cute Limrick Jean. He looks the part doesn't he? My aunt and I were so delighted when sheep blocked the road and we had to wait until they went around our rental car. Believe it or not that is the one thing that I wanted to have happen while in Ireland. I love animals and I had my camera right there hanging out the window taking their picture like a silly goof. I loved your clever Limerick Jean! 7 ; )

Jean Murray

November 4, 2016 at 2:46 AM

He's a real cutie that ram Connie.

Arthur Vaso

October 30, 2016 at 10:10 PM

and thank god it did! Now I just write poetry!

Jean Murray

October 31, 2016 at 2:19 AM

This can only mean you know a thing or two in the luv department Arthur. I certainly hope your equiptment is nothing like the neighbour's that inspired this poem. A bit like my plumer's hose, that would scare me to death.