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RETIRED RAM

There once was a ram who retired, who really was terribly tired. Having serviced the lot, he should have have been shot. But the gun thankfully backfired.

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Date: 11/4/2016 2:24:00 AM
This is such a cute Limrick Jean. He looks the part doesn't he? My aunt and I were so delighted when sheep blocked the road and we had to wait until they went around our rental car. Believe it or not that is the one thing that I wanted to have happen while in Ireland. I love animals and I had my camera right there hanging out the window taking their picture like a silly goof. I loved your clever Limerick Jean! 7 ; )
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 11/4/2016 2:46:00 AM
He's a real cutie that ram Connie.
Date: 10/30/2016 10:10:00 PM
and thank god it did! Now I just write poetry!
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/31/2016 2:19:00 AM
This can only mean you know a thing or two in the luv department Arthur. I certainly hope your equiptment is nothing like the neighbour's that inspired this poem. A bit like my plumer's hose, that would scare me to death.
Date: 10/30/2016 5:45:00 PM
oh this is wonderful and I am so glad the gun backfired!!!
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/30/2016 7:00:00 PM
So am I Andrea. He is in the field next to my house. I like him because he does not crow. Just a few deep meehas when he catches me looking at him.
Date: 10/30/2016 2:43:00 PM
No rambler in fall season :)
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/30/2016 4:18:00 PM
May the ram not ramble even 'though retired Abdullah?
Date: 10/30/2016 2:06:00 PM
ha ha ha this is hilarious Jean:-) You are one funny lady I would love to meet:-) hugs jan xx
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/30/2016 2:31:00 PM
It would be nice someday to meet and greet our friends here Jan. In person, would we be tongue-tied I wonder, or a gregarious gang.
Date: 10/30/2016 11:09:00 AM
Great limerick Jean. Lucky ram, at least for a little while:)
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/30/2016 2:29:00 PM
Isn't he just.
Date: 10/30/2016 10:11:00 AM
One lucky Ram
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/30/2016 10:54:00 AM
You can play that again Sam...
Date: 10/30/2016 8:29:00 AM
Pretty deadly retirement plan! Glad he got a reprieve;-) Nice lim'rikery! ~ j
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/30/2016 8:36:00 AM
Thank you Boss.