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The Boilerman's Coming - Bawdy

The boiler man’s coming at three,
He's handsome so fit and hunky,
Forget our old boiler,
(He’s just come to oil her)
I’m wishing that he’d service me!



We had the oil central heating boiler serviced today and I couldn't resist a silly poem

16th Sept 2020

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Jack Horne September 28, 2020 at 7:57 AM LOL, love your sense of humour, my friend x

V. Deepa September 17, 2020 at 12:47 PM (He’s just come to oil her)~ Ha ha ha.. Ended with a perfect twist..Great Limerick ..you made me laugh aloud dear jan mam:-D Have a beautiful day.Take care.Much love from Deepa:-)

John Lawless September 17, 2020 at 6:03 AM JUST DIAL 1-800-SERVICEME ... i bet someone would answer Jan Allison September 17, 2020 at 9:45 AM ha ha ha John I bet lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham September 17, 2020 at 3:17 AM Haha, youre allowed to daydream Jan, needed a new shut off valve and pft tape, its a lot of arm waving and gestures but got what I wanted in the end, Re the pics, need to work on my six pack lol. Just off to the beach 34c again, need to cool off. Tom Jan Allison September 17, 2020 at 9:47 AM glad you got sorted - sign language is very useful - wish i could use it to someone on here I know just the sign:-( glad you are having a wonderful time - 34c far too hot for me:-) been to a 100th birthday party today it was fun:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen September 17, 2020 at 1:50 AM - You can keep him in the middle, Jan ... he was gray and dusty ... the other two I keep :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison September 17, 2020 at 2:23 AM lol, just a bit of light hearted fun:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar September 16, 2020 at 9:34 PM You are irresistible. ~~ Jan Allison September 17, 2020 at 2:23 AM ha ha ha thanks my sweet friend:-) the only true bit was we had the boiler serviced at 9.30-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues September 16, 2020 at 6:09 PM LOL! Jan Allison September 17, 2020 at 2:22 AM thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Sharon Keely September 16, 2020 at 4:46 PM Lol - thank you, I needed this today. And the "artwork" too! Jan Allison September 17, 2020 at 2:11 AM If i can make someone smile it makes my day:-) hugs jan xx

Heidi Sands September 16, 2020 at 4:08 PM This is a fun poem to read tonight. Well done Jan :) Jan Allison September 17, 2020 at 2:11 AM thanks heidi - the only true bit is we did have the boiler serviced ... at 9. 30 lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sam Kauffman September 16, 2020 at 3:46 PM Ohhh - a bit of yummy looking "cheesecake." Does your pool boy look like this too? If so, I'm want to hire them! Sorry I got distracted.So fun Jan! Still smiling. Great "bawdy" limerick. How is your furnace?! Jan Allison September 16, 2020 at 4:27 PM the boiler is working fine for now lol and the poem is fiction - well the boiler man arrived at 9.30 thats about the only truth the rest is poetic licence lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt September 16, 2020 at 2:51 PM Hey, how did you get those pictures of me? Just kidding, fun poem, Jan. Hugs ~ 6pack John Jan Allison September 16, 2020 at 4:25 PM lol John the hunky boiler man is pure fiction as is me finding him attractive in fact i wrote the poem before he arrived a 9.30 and hubby dealt with him lol:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf September 16, 2020 at 2:50 PM I hope that Mr. Hunk knows what he's in for! lol. Good one, Jan! :) gw Jan Allison September 16, 2020 at 4:20 PM lol hubby was dealing with him i was getting ready to go out for our meal with the friendship group:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer September 16, 2020 at 1:38 PM i hope you got the guy on the right, jan! fun poem for sure!!! Jan Allison September 16, 2020 at 4:18 PM lol the boiler man actually arrived at 9.30 - i wrote the poem before he arrived... there is a LOT of poetic licence lol:-) hugs jan xx