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Short Self Propelled Poems

Short Self Propelled Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Self Propelled by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Self Propelled by length and keyword.


Flatulant Fanny
Self-propelled she was
Gas powered
Protective aromatic defenses
Kept away any intended offenses

She filled a room alone
And usually she emptied them
But she was a good girl to the bone,
And enlisted in the Army elite 
The "creme de' creme"
Put her on the front line,
Turn her back to the enemy,
Screaming, terrified, running,
That's all of them you'd see....

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Categories: self propelled, adventure, fantasy, funny, war,
Form: Burlesque




Book: Shattered Sighs