Short Self Appointed Poems
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New Attorney General William Barr
Faced down the Senate's self-appointed czars
Yet for doing his job, being brave
He may just have dug his own grave
Self-appointed mouse king was a huge success
He crowed to the world, standing on a robin’s nest
We rolled our eyes, for we know his personality well.
Some stuff he brags about doing are not so very swell.
sharp words
scratching against the fabric
of civilized society
slowly tearing apart
the structure
of reason and tolerance
ignorant assaults
launched by loud
self-appointed
self-important
self-aggrandizing
fools
Hatred comes from within, as hearts are turned
Whipped by empty reflection
From a mirror they hate
Standing in town squares, they preach cold venom
Revel under lights they crave
Only to make money
contest Lets Try a Little Kimo
Donald Trump, self-appointed Peacemaker
His frantic efforts will soon gift him a pacemaker
He revels in riches and worldly luxury
~ forgets that the Messiah rides a donkey
Class
should be stimulating and fun
a place where students get things done
not soporific
just -- terrific!
Class
should let students explore
the universe of knowledge
more ... and more ... and more
Not sit and be lectured to
By some self-appointed guru
I regurgitate thoughts
That have no meaning
becoming circumcised from pain
And irregular breathing.
If I had loved you
Then why am I still healing
Unsentimental thinking
Has rendered me unforgiving.
A self appointed angel
Has began pilfering my demons
And the part of me you borrowed
Now hopes yours will stop beating.
Form:
For a decade now self-appointed meterologists
have been screaming ‘climate change’ and ‘global warming’
Yesterday perusing a professional journal
I bookmarked a piece titled, “New Ice Age Forming”
Is it time for the world’s Greta Thunbergs, their shouts to change
from ‘Heat Wave’ to “Snow on the Range”
Kansas winds tried to whisk her all the way to Emerald City
She was a fragile-looking girl, but resolute, and resilient
Nothing could budge her from her self-appointed spot
The tornado sent a derecho, but even that was not enough
they could not move, budge, knock over or knock down this sprite
She had a mind that kept her upright, on her guard and on her toes.
girly rainbow turtle wears lime like it is in style
her stripes of fuchsia and orange can be seen a mile
she prances around like she owns the bog
annoying the self-appointed king, old bullfrog
girly rainbow turtle is as jazzy as outside turtles can be
Maybe even more so, she looks like a designer’s spree
Her turquoise and red offset her gorgeous turtle eyes
She can be seen in between the cattails, no big surprise.
To the self appointed patricians of government
Take back your schemes
Take back your doles
What makes you deem
That I was one of your proles
I may have needs
Wishes it’s true
Keep your snake oil and beads
I’ll get along without you
You came along with all your clever machinations
Supported and all paid for by enforced donations
So take back your dosh
We’ll make no fuss
Just remember by gosh
You got it all from us
Truth has become socially malleable,
personally customized and saleable.
Ruled Politically incorrect,
by the self appointed elect.
We’ve hit that slippery slope running,
led by diabolical cunning.
We're on that horse and galloping like Saul,
persecuting salvation...right St Paul?
The sin is the same as it used to be,
just a different apple tree.
Work out your salvation in fear and trembling,
for Truth and lies are conveniently blending.
There is a lister lurking
like a snake inside the weeds
who sadly just exists to find
and judge all other feeds
It serves no other purpose
but to poison and divide
placing names on ugly lists
deciding who and why
Its arrogance, repulsive
its labels an attack
a self-made judge and jury
self-appointed label hack
Beware, it seeks more victims
ladies, gentlemen, it’s true
this vile and vicious lister goes by
the name of skywatch.blue
CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
Of all creatures great and small
Insects are most assiduous folk of all
They perform assigned duties each day
And let nothing dissuade them on their way
The till the soil and collect the forage
Their labor brings them food, some for storage
Their diligent spirits have no equaled pace
Mostly repulsed by a higher stationed race
Human beings became Self appointed superiors
But without these small beasts humans would be their inferiors
They perhaps exported it so much,
Little’s left for them to vow or vouch—
A tragic bit of truth
For a country past youth,
Count on them still to kiss back old touch.
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Tongue-in-cheek |13.01.2021|
Topic: humour, happenings
Poet’s note: USA, the self-appointed global exporters of democracy was on the verge of civil war. It has been always too ready to pontificate the world and to export democratic sermons. It is time they learn, charity begins at home.