Short Self Appointed Poems

New Attorney General William Barr
Faced down the Senate's self-appointed czars
   Yet for doing his job, being brave
   He may just have dug his own grave...

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Self-appointed mouse king was a huge success
He crowed to the world, standing on a robin’s nest
We rolled our eyes, for we know his personality well.
Some stuff he brags about doing are not so very swell....

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sharp words 
scratching against the fabric 
of civilized society
slowly tearing apart 
the structure
of reason and tolerance
ignorant assaults  
launched by loud
self-appointed
self-important
self-aggrandizing 
fools...

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Hatred comes from within, as hearts are turned
Whipped by empty reflection
From a mirror they hate

Standing in town squares, they preach cold venom
Revel under lights they crave
Only to make money



contest Lets Try a Little Kimo...

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Class
should be stimulating and fun
a place where students get things done
  not soporific 
  just -- terrific!

     Class 
should let students explore
the universe of knowledge
more ... and more ... and more
  Not sit and be lectured to
  By some self-appointed guru...

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I regurgitate thoughts
That have no meaning
becoming circumcised from pain
And irregular breathing.

If I had loved you
Then why am I still healing
Unsentimental thinking
Has rendered me unforgiving.

A self appointed angel 
Has began pilfering my demons
And the part of me you borrowed
Now hopes yours will stop beating....

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To the self appointed patricians of government

Take back your schemes
Take back your doles
What makes you deem
That I was one of your proles

I may have needs
Wishes it’s true
Keep your snake oil and beads
I’ll get along without you

You came along with all your clever machinations
Supported and all paid for by enforced donations

So take back your dosh
We’ll make no fuss
Just remember by gosh
You got it all from us...

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Truth has become socially malleable,
personally customized and saleable.

Ruled Politically incorrect,
by the self appointed elect.

We’ve hit that slippery slope running,
led by diabolical cunning.

We're on that horse and galloping like Saul,
persecuting salvation...right St Paul?

The sin is the same as it used to be,
just a different apple tree.

Work out your salvation in fear and trembling,
for Truth and lies are conveniently blending....

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There is a lister lurking
like a snake inside the weeds
who sadly just exists to find 
and judge all other feeds 

It serves no other purpose 
but to poison and divide 
placing names on ugly lists
deciding who and why 
 
Its arrogance, repulsive 
its labels an attack
a self-made judge and jury
self-appointed label hack 

Beware, it seeks more victims 
ladies, gentlemen, it’s true 
this vile and vicious lister goes by 
the name of skywatch.blue 


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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

Of all creatures great and small
Insects are most assiduous folk of all 
They perform assigned duties each day
And let nothing dissuade them on their way
The till the soil and collect the forage
Their labor brings them food, some for storage 
Their diligent spirits have no equaled pace
Mostly repulsed  by a higher stationed  race
Human beings became  Self appointed  superiors 
But without these small beasts humans would be their inferiors...

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They perhaps exported it so much,
Little’s left for them to vow or vouch—
A tragic bit of truth
For a country past youth,
Count on them still to kiss back old touch.
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Tongue-in-cheek |13.01.2021|
Topic: humour, happenings
Poet’s note: USA, the self-appointed global exporters of democracy was on the verge of civil war. It has been always too ready to pontificate the world and to export democratic sermons. It is time they learn, charity begins at home....

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