Short Scuse Poems

is not in the best interest
of folks who charge obscene interest
for us to keep talkin'

but poverty don't equate to
stupidity
so I reckon there's still hope.

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an now please 'scuse me while i go pray a little...

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DINNER’S A CHORE

Dinner, my turn, nothing in the fridge
Off to market, be gone a smidge
Car won’t start, battery’s dead
Jump it, full steam ahead
Old gossips in the aisle, won’t move aside
‘Scuse me’ I croon, but they get snide
Right back I get crass
Suggest they kiss my ass
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Fancy a quickie

Scuse me my darlin’
I notice you smilin’
Obviously enchanted by me??
Well i’m exhilerated to say…..
Its valentine…s day! 
And im horny as horny can be! 

The name is Peter! 
Aroused to meet ya! 
Whats a gal like you doing
in a place like this? 
Your lanyard says Vicky…,
Do you fancy a quickie?
On your break or 
After your shift?...

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