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There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

The old woman in the shoe scandal who had those kids, too much to handle. Now that they are full grown and she is home alone, she'll down-size to a sandal.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 10/21/2011 4:05:00 AM
John Smith! Love it! Glad u talk to empty nesters...ha ha. This is splendid. Please read my TOTUS is MIA...in the spirit of your limericks. Gwendolen
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Date: 10/11/2011 1:19:00 PM
ha! this is hilarious! can I ask, what inspired this? too funny :P
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Date: 10/11/2011 1:53:00 PM
An empty nest friend mentioned this old nursery rhyme, and it began to bounce around inside my head. Glad it made you laugh.
Date: 10/10/2011 10:12:00 AM
LOL, good one : )
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Date: 10/9/2011 9:57:00 PM
I'll slide into this, but won't tell a soul!
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Date: 10/9/2011 5:48:00 PM
lol... votin' for this one, too :D ~N
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