Short Saucy Poems

When we stirred the pot
Mum pulled out the wooden spoon...

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Why have my guitar
strings turned into spaghetti?
What a saucy mess....

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trolley car dining
grapefruit sized saucy meatballs
cheesecake for dessert...

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Sweet and sour sauce 
Drizzled on your dreams
Adds a spicy tang to 
Imaginary ice creams!...

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In september
She will leave me for good
Month of tears
This saucy love
Deserves our wrath...

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summer tease

saucy summer sun
  winks at twilight teasing dawn ~
   flirts with the full moon...

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Could one of you clowns
Be so kind…Get me  some hot 
sauce for my hash browns
/center>...

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Lusting
Passion consumed
Without concern again
Reveals very saucy nature
Lover

© 2014 CM Davidson...

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red haired minx with a saucy smile
bringing joy to the world without trying
easy to do when you are a happy three...

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a cranberry sauce with flair

decided to dye its hair

a red vibrant hue

stood out in the stew

thanksgivings saucy affair.
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Aristotle, doth he opine,
That parrots grow saucy with wine.
I can't help but think
He drove it to drink, 
The source of its moral decline....

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blooms burst, spire vigor
saucy hues, earth's momentum
lemon sun, ruthless














Composed June 25, 2020 (revised July 23, 2020)...

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Cecilia’s silliest cause:
To vandalize parks for guffaws.
   The cops quickly caught her
   When Bob Brickley’s daughter
Saw saucy Cece saw seesaws....

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Oh, those savory buttons;
Tiny caps all sautéed,
Garlic, butter and red wine;
My taste buds will waltz;
Glide among saucy
Buttered waves,
Ah!...

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At one-hundred grandpa dreams of a fling
Scoring the streets for a saucy young thing
   He's mastered a line
   That works every time
'Come to my playground, and learn how to swing!'...

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How do you define the word “privates”
A low-ranking soldier, or genitals, fancy that
 Being quite naughty
A wee bit saucy
Cause sexually, I'm really quite a great catch...

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How would you define the word “privates”
A low-ranking soldier, or genitals, fancy that
That's quite naughty
Also a bit saucy
Coz sexually, it's well known, I'm a real good catch...

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Springtime’s saucy sweet;
makes me want egg rolls,
fried rice with veggies, 
curlicue sprouts;
with fried shrimp for dipp’in.
Of course,  with smiling fortune cookie! 


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My heart was fluttering
My words were stuttering
My buns needed buttering
Had a lump in my throat
lost a button on my coat
and both feet were afloat
on that steamy saucy night
with my sexy Dreamboat!...

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Did you lose it
that kindly smile, the saucy wink?
No, it's all still there
you just have to work the cheeks more.
A mirror helps a lazy face,
makes it almost ready
for the human race....

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Start with ripe imagination
add some over-stimulation
a pinch of spicy inspiration
stewed in saucy consternation
please don't season with much sleep
a glass of wine or two will keep
you on the ride of your life...

Hang on!...

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Limericks by definition are supposed to be bawdy
At times mine can be considered just a wee bit naughty
Seems you people so nice
Are looking for spice
So this guy's elected himself as the bringer of saucy...

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OVER EASY

somebody took the world
turned it upside down
shook it like a snow globe
left a beaten mess
like morning eggs
people scrambled
brains fried 
taken poached
an orange yolk
a Saucy Benedict...

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Predator       OR
prey one OR the
bettOR  gamble.

The winner   BE 
awhile FREE for
now SEE a day.

Be sooner     THAN
later       MANaged
but ENDs up dead.
 
Predator  PLEASED
fricaSSEES    taste
sauCY   with wine....

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Humanity Fruit

spicy, sweet, saucy
my body senses sure delight
I am someone


I'm humanity
unlike food
I am somebody 




6/14/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2020
3/5/3 Words Count
5/3/5 Syllable Count...

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