Short Roto Poems

Short Roto Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Roto by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Roto by length and keyword.


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roto rooter is not enough

Johnson's bed with Trump isn't chaste
A waste dump that's sticky with paste
Mike's endorsement bet
Is an enormous threat
That sump pumps can never erase

Author's note: For those unfamiliar with USA's government, Mike Johnson is the current Speaker of the House.
Categories: roto, cancer, evil, love hurts, natural disasters, political,
Form: Limerick


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Categories: roto, art, sensual,
Form: I do not know?

Take Me Out

Take me out to the Brawl-game
Take me out where it's loud
Buy me some ammo and some crack,
I don't care, who we attack
Cause it's Roto-Rooter for the losers,
We'll flush them right down the john
Cause it's fire one!
Fire two!
Fire three!
And your out,
Of this old brawl game!
© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: roto, adventure, allegory, funny, parody, song-urban, me, me,
Form: Light Verse
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Electronic Peddlers

A Roto-dent toothbrush of mine
Once said “Where the heck did you dine?’
there’s bits of Swiss chard
Next too white fried cod
And pumpkin seeds by your canine?

Just then the cell phone ding-a-lings
calls out “I’ve got just the thing!’
that new water pick
will soon do the trick
“Howdy-Do DING-A-LING-ling?”
Categories: roto, funny,
Form: Limerick
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