Short Robert E Lee Poems

The Day They Took Robert E. Lee Down

A moment of silence for General Robert E. Lee

Who stood through time like a live oak tree

I had tears in my eyes in a front row seat

But when he was taken down in front of all to see

The pain was so bad, I had to get up and leave

After 24 Abita Bourbon Street Barrel Aged Imperial Stouts, I had to pee....

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Go get the water-for Robert E. LEE @ leave OUR FLAG ALONE
avoid the enemy
Get the damned eggs
in the morning
since u can not
assholes get them in the afternoon
She gave me a piece of 
god dam pizza instead
God bless her it's not her fault
U are all down here because u ruined
your own lands
now u are ruining the south- my lands
Go back where u
came from
LOSERS!!!...

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There once was a man named Lee,
Who was called General Lee
His full name was Robert E. Lee
He was from the South
He was very Southerly

When the big fight broke out,
You could always count on Lee
To answer the call of his fellow brothers
He fought for the South
Very gentlemanly

When he lead, everyone followed
For you see, there was no one better then Lee
A rough and tough, till the very end
We Southerns will always miss you, General Lee....

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