Short Reportedly Poems
Short Reportedly Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Reportedly by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Reportedly by length and keyword.
The Battle of the Bulge
A vaulter, reportedly French,
thought earning a medal a cinch.
Though they won’t divulge
the size of his bulge,
he lost by much more than an inch....
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Categories:
reportedly, humorous, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Just Wind
reportedly
the wind hitting the forehead it was in fact too hard
but it is only the wind
reportedly again
a wind crashing, it's hard
will soon pass...
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Categories:
reportedly, love,
Form:
Lyric
The Little Mermaid
The Mermaid of Copenhagen*
Reportedly lost her noggin
Sans bikini top
A vigilant cop
Suggested Ilene go joggin'
*Den Lille Havfrue, København...
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Categories:
reportedly, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Dust Buster
Super rodeo star, Buster Tyding,
Has, reportedly, gone into hiding.
Seems he fractured his pride,
Landing on his backside,
When thrown by the goat he was riding....
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Categories:
reportedly, children, funny, people,
Form:
Limerick
Loch Ness Mystery
What e'er became o' Angus McKess
Is a dark and troublin' mystery, no less.
But the cruel gossip bein'
He was reportedly seen
Skinny dippin', one night, in Loch Ness....
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Categories:
reportedly, children, funny, mystery, people,
Form:
Limerick
Prophetable
The things that fortune-tellers know are quite unfortunate, I’m told:
They’re reportedly perceiving all the thoughts and fears and hopes
Of we, the the ordinary folk, as such amongst them they’re achieving
Unprecedented rates of suicide - but great palm-reading
http://samnicholasharrison.tumblr.com/...
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Categories:
reportedly, dark, funny, humanity, humor, irony, surreal, word
Form:
Rhyme
Aerial Firing
Major general za min tun said the passenger had received treatment and described the attack on plane as a criminal act. Airplane was preparing to land at loikaw, the capital of eastern kayah state when the bullet pierces through plane mid air hits passenger and injured his ear. The bullet was reportedly shot from the ground and a passenger onboard suffered facial injuries.....
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Categories:
reportedly, body, boy, fire, hurt, military, pain, violence,
Form:
I do not know?
Two Presidents convened
Two Presidents convened on this date,
reportedly to negotiate, the end of the
war and Ukraine's fate..
Instead the President of the United States,
and his very arrogant running mate,
chose to publicly bully and intimidate,
cause that's how we "make America great."
President Zelensky didn't take their bait.
He's a man of character, a Presidential trait,
and Ukraine's still a democracy. It's not
the "deep state"....
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Categories:
reportedly, america, anti bullying, fate,
Form:
Political Verse
Logic Can Be Taxing
Nothing quite like taxpaying civilians:
tax billionaires of all of their billions.
But win ‘em a lottery?
Resolve gets quite watery:
seems the IRS wants two hundred million.
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People reportedly outraged at having to pay $200M in tax on an immediate payout of the $1.6B lottery, lol.
(This one is a bit long for a limerick. I wish there was a generic Quintilla - the English is ababb and the Sicilian is ababa, and this is of course aabba.)...
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Categories:
reportedly, humor, irony,
Form:
Quintain (Sicilian)