Short Rankle Poems
Short Rankle Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Rankle by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Rankle by length and keyword.
My x-wife went on holiday
And unbeknown to me,
She broke her ankle in a rankle
When she skied right up a tree.
Her first day back I said to her,
"Did you have a nice break?
She grabbed me by the scruff of my neck
And threw me in a lake.
When Cheech and Chong evaluate,
they do not say, "this stuff is great."
A fly, too, expresses merriment
when landing on fresh excrement.
Using his best English diction,
he doesn't rankle, nor cause friction,
"Allow me to say, if you permit,
this is really good...isn't it?"
I forged a fistful lance for my battle.
I shield and fortified my faith whilst I forced my feeble to fracture..
My lance punctured my adversaries to fall..
I forbid fornication and forget my rankle..
I form a fortress of chastity and remain taintless..
I extinct fornication and pray for purity..
I was never a muscle geek.
Tho’ you wouldn’t call me weak.
Working as a life guard
during summer.
I always took care of myself,
watching my diet and my health.
Growing old is a bit of a bummer
On my arms, I had bumps.
On my chest were big humps.
And my butt at the beach
caused much rankle.
Now my Abs, Pecs, and Glutes
are shaped like a Newt’s.
And my pants fall often
to my ankles.
Apr 13 2010