Short Rankle Poems

zealots annoy me, not much more to say other than, please go away...

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My x-wife went on holiday
And unbeknown  to me,
She broke her ankle in a rankle
When she skied right up a tree.

Her first day back I said to her,
"Did you have a nice break?
She grabbed me by the scruff of my neck
And threw me in a lake....

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I forged a fistful lance for my battle.

I shield and fortified my faith whilst I forced my feeble to fracture..

My lance punctured my adversaries to fall..

I forbid fornication and forget my rankle..

I form a fortress of chastity and remain taintless.. 

I extinct fornication and pray for purity.....

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I was never a muscle geek.
Tho’ you wouldn’t call me weak.
Working as a life guard 
during summer.
I always took care of myself,
watching my diet and my health.
Growing old is a bit of a bummer
		
On my arms, I had bumps.
On my chest were big humps.
And my butt at the beach 
caused much rankle.
Now my Abs, Pecs, and Glutes
are shaped like a Newt’s.
And my pants fall often
to my ankles.  

Apr 13 2010...

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