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You Can Never Win

My x-wife went on holiday And unbeknown to me, She broke her ankle in a rankle When she skied right up a tree. Her first day back I said to her, "Did you have a nice break? She grabbed me by the scruff of my neck And threw me in a lake.

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Funom Makama

Date: 4/14/2015 10:50:00 AM

I had to read this again to fully absorb the beauty of your lines. Your words are smooth and mental friendly. My innerself jerk to your written expressions and I just cannot stop loving this beautiful page. Definitely a 7

John Williams
Date: 4/14/2015 1:33:00 PM

Thank you so much Funom for your very kind comments. It made me laugh when I wrote it & that's a good thing...........kind regards.......John

Jan Allison

Date: 4/10/2015 3:43:00 AM

ha ha ha love it no wonder she'd be a ex lol:-) Hugs jan xx

John Williams
Date: 4/10/2015 3:57:00 AM

My wife left me 6 months ago,...... What a terrible year,.......My dog died soon after,.......You see he bit her on the rear...........hahaha.....Thanks Jan.

Kevin Leake

Date: 4/10/2015 3:36:00 AM

Like it John,, LOL Best wishes Kevin

John Williams
Date: 4/10/2015 3:58:00 AM

So glad you liked it Kevin. Best wishes.....John