Short Queued Poems

A Welshman with a little wick
Stood accused of hiding a stick
It caused Nuns to faint
They made him a Saint
And the faithful queued to pat Rick...

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A bored nymphomaniac from Bude
Had so many boyfriends they queued
I once heard it said
She liked three in a bed
Which seems just a little bit rude...

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A large group of dogs, alone and free

Saw from the forest a single tree

So they queued up in line

And then every canine

Patiently waited to take a pee. 
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A flatulent codger named Frank
Passed wind as he queued in the bank
When he made his deposit
He shuffled like a hobbit 
The stench as he left was so rank

4/19/18...

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Bill’s cucumbers grew long and hard
Nuns queued up for them in his yard
‘Twas their weekly treat…
They were not to eat
I’ll finish here… or I’ll get barred!

08/12/20...

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She queued for tickets
at the ticket booth
and paid in euros...
Her tickets were pear-shaped
for a film called "Pear".

She came pear-shaped to the matinée.

You knew I would say that,
or maybe the booth man told you
as she walked away...

Her heels clicked on the crazy path
and the man looked as long as dared.





9/13/2015...

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After a day's work
Queued long for a taxi ride 
At last get my turn

The cab goes along
Whilst casual talk less intense
Sudden route twist felt 

A bus bump cab's rear
It stumble up underpass wall
But no harm at all

Rescuer come a bit
Couldn't believe I'm safe
Just get slight dizzy

I go out the cab
Slowly walk towards the scene
Pay some for transit....

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It was a long line
as I queued to make my purchase;
just one item for the checkout.
All were getting frustrated,
showing signs.

As the old lady at the front
searched her purse
for the right change
the contents spilled,
rolled across the floor
in all directions.

We put down our baskets
to help with the gathering.

For each of us 
such a smile,
showing a sign
of gratitude, 
quelling frustration:
made us feel as one,
waiting in line....

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