Short Pubic Hair Poems

Short Pubic Hair Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pubic Hair by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pubic Hair by length and keyword.


Premium Member Too Much Info

Oh, how I remember that day at my school 
I went to the bathroom and pulled out my tool 
Then I noticed down there 
Saw- (peach-fuzz)- pubic hair 
I felt really big, really proud, really cool
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Grey Pubic Hairs

Found my first grey pubic hair, got so excited But others on the elevator were quite divided One said that's life Another gave this advice Hair will still grow even when on autopilot
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Some Screamed In Horror

Got excited to find a grey pubic hair today But not as excited as others in the elevator, I'd say Some screamed in horror Others fell on the floor Guess I should have chosen another way
Form: Limerick

Public Water Slide

Aqua concrete,
With skinned knees, 
And that Alderman
Fat and 
Inconspicuus, 
Until mother 
Filmed him. 

The water slide, 
Slick and Fun, 
but not after
I sprouted
Pubic hair. 

And then, 
in winter, the
frozen air
Tempted me
To fornicate
In that very 
same place. 

I pray for 
An earthquake, 
To shatter and
Dismantle this
Deception

Pubic Hair Makes Theft Unfair

You know that they are many
And you’re asking ‘if any?’
Those who could kill for Penny
For it search Nook and Cranny

You know that they are heady
And for lynching The Ready, 
For every touched property
And The Thief of Puberty
And just there - Pubic Hair
Making The Theft Quite Unfair …

A Poverty of Ideas
By Man who Poverty fears!
Form: Rhyme


Moon Light and Darkness

Darkness is removed by the light of his skull
There becomes dawn on the ground
But what a terrible deception 
In the treaty of stupid interests
Deep in the water, on the ground, in the sky- 
Darkness of the pubic hair
Swallows the golden stream of the sun 
Snarling of time is added.
Still- 
To light a lamp rubbing some darkness 
The strong desire for awakens
In the simple skull of the dissociated Sirius.
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Premium Member La Maja Desnuda and La Maja Vestida

Nudes were outlandish and unique in Goya’s time
A harlot asked to paint her nude with pubic hair
On criticism, he refused to paint without clothes sublime
Instead painted another one with fair clothes 
Clothes make the man, especially woman with care. 

                      +++++++
August 7, 2014
Dr.Ram Mehta
Ninth Place win
Form: Ekphrasis

**Inspired by the two paintings - the nude woman and clothed woman
of Francisco Goya**.
Form: Ekphrasis

Premium Member A Flower-Child Appeared


     A flower-child appeared
       a poppy on her dress
     Personifying naivete
       her tangled locks a mess

    ‘Round mid-Manhattan traffic
      she spun and twirled her way
    Barefoot joy and ecstasy
      bravely on display  

    One of NYC’s finest
      approached her cautiously
    Lucky for her, he did not see
      her feet weren’t all that were bare

    And anyway, which city ordinance covers
      red-white-and-blue-painted pubic hair
Form: Rhyme

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