Short Pubes Poems
Short Pubes Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pubes by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pubes by length and keyword.
Great Balls of Fire
Sir Henry was smoking cheroot
Stark naked in his birthday suit
But he did something rash
When he's flicking his ash
His pubes are no longer hirsute!
4th May 2015...
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Categories:
pubes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Stubble Trouble
When Di had a Brazilian wax
Her beautician was terribly lax
The beautician’s in trouble
Di’s got itchy red stubble
Poor Di’s scratching her pubes to the max!
Jan Allison
20th May 2016...
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Categories:
pubes, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Green Circle
You are peeling me off
like a crab.
Time has sunk very low.
For the hungry kids
who was growing crab apples ?
Creating art,
arriving between the pubes.
A microfossil
roosting within me.
I could live without oxygen.
Incandescent,
the liquid wounds.
I will not send any salvo.
Satish Verma...
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Categories:
pubes, art,
Form:
ABC
Sweaty Rude Bits
In this humid summer air
I don't wear my underwear
my bollocks get all sweaty,
for that I do not care.
It's not amusing they sweat profusely
along with the crack and sweaty pubes
whilst women have their sweaty boobies
seems we all have sweaty rude bits.
So if you girls want to air out your tits
us men will too our balls and dick,
an idea from which we all benefit....
go on, get out your luverly nips....
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Categories:
pubes, funny, humorous, people, rude, summer,
Form:
Rhyme