Short Programme Poems

Bill Gates
Top hit with school mates
Asked to code a programme for classes
Put himself in one with nearly all lasses...

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I 
would
love to see
a tv programme
that explains all of the 
reasons why we need those
‘External Use Only’ warning labels....

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underwater art
created by puffer fish
aqua sea beckons

Inspired by a tv programme I watched yesterday
clip shown is from you tube

05~28~17...

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busca la direccion
de la paz
busque el programme
en la tele
donde lo ha buscado
dime por favor
busco un chica
para compatrir
eso es 
la loque bisco
la guerra
es un crimen...

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Interference is annoying
        When the Radio crackles
         Making the programme    
         Unable to listen to
         The cause is high wire
         Drowning out the radio
          Making it unpleasant
                  to hear...

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My hubby just fell out of bed
He banged his elbow and his head
Now I can hear groaning
Expletives and moaning
I’m certain that he isn’t dead!

Only the first line is true – last night we watched a programme on how easily people lie but on this occasion I would call this poetic licence

10/10/18...

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Before and after 
May show a positive difference
Like a weight loss program
That deceives and soothes people's eyes
But never time and aging
Time comes and goes
Aging lingers and deteriorates
And both of them leave or linger
Without any concrete reasons 
And of course
Without your permission 
And of course 
Without the control of man...

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Jesus is Lord ! 

It's a new season
Christ has risen

His Word is spoken
tomb stone is broken

solved is our problem
by a joyful programme

some failed to believe
even those who percieve

but me and you do
as we are born anew

far from darkness
deep in brightness

we have no doubt
empty tomb, He is out

Jesus is Lord
thanks be to God.

Drencho_POET_Loads...

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I am the person next to you,

Sitting on that seat,

The person who raises her hand at every beat

Trying to understand who, where and why?

What for, when and how?

Is this the best way? 

Can it be better? 

Does it really matter? 

Then it goes on from there, 

Like a programme in the air,

That’s how my mind works, 

Drawbacks and benefits is where my mind lurks....

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Check your cheques
You must realise or recognise
Quarrelling analysing skillfully
Without criticism centre or colour
Judgement no theatre of grey of arguement
Like a boats draft determined by draughtsman
Curbing ones thoughts like avoiding a roads kerbs
An encyclopaedic almost an un-parallelled programme 
A marvellous jewellery there not of aluminium but of pure Gold
Just English...

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Frank Spencer’s so accident prone
He’s a walking disaster zone
‘Oooooh Betty’ he cries-
She covers her eyes
Frank shouldn’t be left on his own!

8,8,5,5,8
*shouldn't classed as 2 syllables

Frank Spencer was a character in a programme called ‘some mother’s do ave em’ When something went wrong his catch phrase to his wife was ooooooh Betty

On a Lim Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Joseph May

04/01/22...

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let be...the pressures
of mind...
as...traces of

a yesterdays...
lateness of...even-ing
your calendar...sit

please...andt
listen...to
your mourning...as

this mornings tempo...radio
programme plays...some of
the most...relaxing

classics...written
for...the years
to come andt...gone by

that...v'welcome you
to my...morning
v'world of...a v'wakening

mind...v'what be
your thoughts of...this
officiated morn or...mourn


stan sand
(piled)...

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Programmed to fail but the rogue programme sails on
into decimal places where few people have gone.

Is it that time already?, said Teddy, 
who was going to a picnic with Yogi.

The answer on the street,
it's time for us to meet

But it's Thursday, exclaimed Friday
who was sat under a palm tree.

I woke in Tewkesbury and
who knows where that is.

it's okay
I'm rearranging the signals
trying for better reception
and not going mental
as some would suggest....

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