Short Politicians Poems

Short Politicians Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Politicians by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Politicians by length and keyword.


Premium Member Why Did You Have To Go

It was just a box of tea-

you know we politicians

have to tax all we see


HAPPY JULY 4TH TO ALL MY CULTURAL COUSINS


Pol'Tics Two - Can O Worms

Politicians are skilled at squirms
which indubitably confirms
one cannot bake
a cake from snake
by opening a can of worms
Form: Limerick

Firewood

I believe it well

There is fire like hill

Tons and tons of firewood to fill

Why politicians not understand about hell?

Premium Member Bet the Farm on It

  As sure as scientists ask why 
    and winged creatures fly

  Politicians will lie ~
             and soldiers will die
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Blah Blah Blah

Fa, la, la,
the politicians stump.
Blah, blah, blah,
It's Donald Trump.
Oh La la, we've hit a bump.
Shangri-La or Mein Kampf?


Mid-Terms

The Devil was searching for souls
Among politicians with goals
So many for sale
No way could he fail
Just look at the GOP polls!
Form: Limerick

What Politicians Want To Do

What Politicians Want To Do

Assimilated
And then humiliated
What they want to do.

Amen to that whoever 
you are.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

Wit and Wisdom

it's a little known fact that
the more religion find's it's way
into politics; the more politicians
find their way in to religion.
Form:

Premium Member Just a Simple Diagnosis

The human backbone needs all the strength it can muster
When our politicians lie cheat pillage and fluster.

© Harry J Horsman  2010
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Gun Control

Gun Control By: Tom 8/8/2019 Haiku Politicians say, Gun control is the answer; God says, its man’s heart.
© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

I Am Definitely Sure

Among the idiot politicians
there are smart ones
who absolutely know
where and when
what sort of idiocy looks good 
on their faces
Form: Monoku

Premium Member Twain No 2

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Mark Twain


no wonder Washington is a stinking cesspool!

Premium Member Lies

Artists and poets use lies to reveal the truth.
Politicians,
and the unenlightened who support them,
only use lies to bury the truth.
Form: Rhyme

E T Is Home

Aliens came to earth long ago
but no-one had any suspicions 
taking over the world, and it worked
and they called themselves politicians
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Ransom of Souls

Politicians do favors for a bribe

Priests grant forgiveness for pay

Doctors will heal if money is real

God sees all of their deals
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Politicians

Politicians Haiku: by Tom December 10 2020 Some cabinets are filled with finest dinnerware, Some contain jokers.
© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

No More Fakes On Stage

why would realistic
politicians hire someone
to fake reality

no more fakes on stage
we want real peolple with real
answers to problems
Form: Senryu

Premium Member Politicians

Most politicians are liars,
Saying anything to get their desires.
Their goal is to win,
To lie is no sin,
Whatever it takes they'll conspire.
Form: Limerick

Politics

POLITICS

Politicians
base tacticians
no shame accrues for them.
They vote for war
then tax us more
Their lies spew forth like phlegm.
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Politicians

Politicians ought to be loyal to the people they serve rather than to their party! 






(c) Demetrios Trifiatis
     02 October 2016
Form: Monoku

Premium Member Man Or Mouse

Fake smiles under a plastic mask

Politicians are no one's friend

They're madmen's pawns who shirk the task

Forever making mice of men
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Power Blessed Politicians

God blessed scientists
Predicted cyclone Helen.
Power blessed politicians
Slept dreaming on new projects
Thousands died thousands homeless.
Form: Tanka

Premium Member Most Politicians

Most Politicians By: Tom Wright 6/27/2019 Haiku Ambition smitten, Politicians won’t state facts; They hyperbolize.
© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

In the Mine Field of Politics

You, some idiot politicians!
Much of what you do
is a rather thoughtless act
and also 
you should concern 
the immensely explosive 
impact

Premium Member For the American People

For The American People Haiku: by Miracle Man 6/10/2023 Politicians think a lie told often enough becomes the gospel.
© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

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