Short Police Van Poems

We had been living in a drunk mans tin can
until up pulled a renovated police van

my beer it hit
the right hand turn switch,
Oh sh it

Sweet, 
bring the whole fleet

He lit me me up, I pulled to the shoulder
the cop had my birthday but threw no party 

Ah crap, here we go again
what? How could there be so many?
a roach a plenty

lucky for me
He cut us a break
Just took it all


Could not get the cuffs  off
So be called for his crew 
Left us stranded on desolation avenue...

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