Short Plates Of Meat Poems
Short Plates Of Meat Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Plates Of Meat by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Plates Of Meat by length and keyword.
My Shoes
My shoes contain two huge ‘plates of meat’ -
That’s cockney rhyming slang for my feet
My shoes can smell like ripe cheese -
Especially in a hot breeze
Without shoes feet would not be complete!
I like wearing shoes made from black leather
They keep feet dry in inclement weather
Daisy cow no longer moos -
Her hide was used for my shoes
My shoes not hers now walk in the heather!
My shoes contest
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Categories:
plates of meat, humorous, irony,
Form:
Limerick