Short Pileup Poems

You ran a red light and I did yell,
for you are a clown, "So go to hell,"
but while I was screaming
and my blood was teeming,
you caused a pileup... now rot in jail!...

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Surely it does... but don't call me Shirley
“Airplane” a rapid-fire spoof, you remember surely
Leslie Nielsen was the pilot
A real sexual joke pileup 
A riot for the time, a hit with this comedic jury...

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To feel your pain 
means sensing the endless and senseless energy drain

Moving forward doesn't happen with ease
sometimes it's more like a painful disease

or like a ride on a road full of spike strips
then comes the 10 car pileup and off the roof rips

Patience and clear vision with which to see
is of utmost importance.  It's true, it is the key

The key will unlock the door that secludes you
from a fulfilling life that will NOT elude you!...

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