Short Phlegm Poems
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POLITICS
Politicians
base tacticians
no shame accrues for them.
They vote for war
then tax us more
Their lies spew forth like phlegm.
Categories:
phlegm, political,
Form:
Clerihew
The top flips easily back
flip-top access to a phlegm-filled hack
blackened teeth and rancid breath
the smoker’s path to a breathless death.
Categories:
phlegm, addiction,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
phlegm, bullying,
Form:
Rhyme
My animal was hinting again,
staring at me in the den,
taking my meds,
he begged and pled,
could he be stuffed with a lot of phlegm?
12-9-16
Categories:
phlegm, animal, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Little bites
make clothes tight!!
A little cough
Brings great phlegm
which falls great Men!
Inspired by Benjamin Franklin's poem
Little strokes
Fell Great oaks.
Categories:
phlegm, dedication, funny
Form:
Epigram
Each day is a frustrating adventure in futility
Tolerating such weird behavior is incomprehensible
The man at the helm
Is spitting out phlegm
Normal just ain't in his realm of possibility
Categories:
phlegm, fear,
Form:
Limerick
Categories:
phlegm, satire, truth,
Form:
Free verse
Ahem this phlegm
In snotty body
Needs and pleads
A hotty-toddy.
Think a drink
Or pill will
Fight my plight
Kill this ill?
I might ply
With some rum
Debauch with scotch
Numb the glum.
Until that swill
Outs this bout
My poor sore
Snout will spout.
Categories:
phlegm, funny, health,
Form:
Rhyme
There was an old woman fron Shem.
Uponst hearing a bad word, sighed, "Amen"
One day, sadly, choked on her phlegm.
Her cost of holiness was death.
Alas~ in heaven now with no breath!
10-22-2020
Poem 1
Categories:
phlegm, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The breach of the men and the boys.
The ladies despair of such joys.
What flies off their tongue.
The phlegm, it is flung.
Both spit with an “ach” sort of noise.
3/1/2022
A New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin
HMS 88558
Categories:
phlegm, boy, humor, men,
Form:
Limerick
Habits are hard to break
Makes no difference good or bad,
Entrenched, they problems make
When problems, make us sad.
Habits steal our freedom
Got to find time to indulge them,
Make us believe we need ‘em
Even when hacking up phlegm!
written December 27, 2021
Categories:
phlegm, how i feel, humor, motivation,
Form:
Rhyme
she drew out spittle and split hair on her tongue in suspense
an audience pitched their bets as snot and mucus went dense
as she rattled nails tightened her fangs closed in on her foes
she only licked her wounds with phlegm to soften the blows
19th November
Categories:
phlegm, life,
Form:
Quatrain
What is your philosophy of phlegm?
His ideas were a tiny bit dim
They fell from him like leaves off a stem
He stated them with vigorous vim
His sage answers lingered on the brim
One of them was a terrific little gem
None were answered on a whim
However, they were serious only to him
Categories:
phlegm, 10th grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Riding along a tongue full of bees
biding my time until I can free them.
Sliding inside they're stinging my skin,
inciting all of this pent up phlegm.
You took too lightly my hard restraint
blew a smoky swarm into my face.
Spew, I have the wildfire to rise up.
Debut, watch me dominate this space.
Categories:
phlegm, confidence, emotions, feelings,
Form:
Lento
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me;
one dose of Covid,
breathless and restless,
tire and fatigue,
loose bowels and sickness,
sore throat and acne,
phlegm, cough and sneezes,
acute loss of smell,
aches and pains,
cycling high fever,
and a lung full of pure misery.
Categories:
phlegm, christmas, sick, sympathy,
Form:
List
saucy smoke smirks
gulping gaunt lurch
puking punctured bitumen
blurs bleeding bountifully
filling cloud's peeper
with whooshing phlegm
taunted track clothes
fiery ferments: glows
skate speed blows
voluptuous velocity's vibe
into dances drives
sassy soles thrive
mushy thoughts merges
speed, emotions surge.
'20:02:21:18:29
Categories:
phlegm, allegory,
Form:
Sonnet
showering in the virgin rain
apparent angles of discrimination
perfectionist is a neurotic
she was dancing shamanically
wild rejoicing in the
birth of a wild
mushroom
purulent phlegm is a tonic too
supernumerary bands of light
no one is perfect
nothing is perfect
it is disease
she was sleeping now
at the shore of peace
10.39 am
july 19 2016
Categories:
phlegm, allusion,
Form:
I do not know?
For My Child
Breathe, I can’t breathe
Air is like fog
I need a breath to survive
Now another one
And another
It seems to go
On, seconds seems to be
A coughing
Phlegm
All that I have done
Painful entities
That I have created
Moments
Breathing needs to become
A solid conscious
Deliverance
Breathe, again
So that I may be
Her life, again
Russell Sivey
Categories:
phlegm, allusion, anxiety, child, death, life,
Form:
Free verse
Coughing up phlegm
from end to end
struggling to breathe
since December
Where do I begin?
Please go to the doctor I urge him.
But he is a man
All macho and stuff
Break down and go?
What would a doctor know?
I am a male you see
Strong as a tree
Cough cough cough
Hack hack hack
I will continue coughing my phlegm
You do not realize, it is my prerogative, I am a him.
Categories:
phlegm, men,
Form:
Free verse
White clouds rose shining coughs in morning lamps phlegm squeezes thoughts weary
coffee mugs stain teeth flaking bones throb sermons pounding on ghosts open doors
hallways fill whispered names kiss lips lost letters smear ink rain beats windows thunder
awoke after midnight lightning struck sleep drifting in and out of eyes sunken beds groan
and moan dreams toss and turn till dawn
Categories:
phlegm, visionary,
Form:
Free verse
sassy spell snapped
trailing taunted trance
callous clouds cruised
bounty blitzkrieg bruised
nocturnal nymph nudged
pluming lanky lust
amputated atmosphere bled
alakazam cremating crest
fostering phlegm fetched
felon flesh flipped
dark dribbles clipped
tampered trees gripped
leering logs lobbed
kaleidoscopic chaos clogged.
'20:04:30:20:37
Note: Of pained picture.
Categories:
phlegm, dark,
Form:
Sonnet
mr. macy
picture of health
now sounds like mr. troutman
thinking about mouth to stoma
thinking about the whiskers growing
thinking about the phlegm now having a new exit
ms. pennymarker
picture of health
now sounds like the small wonder girl
thinking about mouth to stoma
thinking about the new rudiments of swallowing food
thinking about the regrets now suddenly at the surface
Categories:
phlegm, addiction, change,
Form:
Free verse
My nose is redder than red
The flu has put me in bed
I sniffle and drip
I can’t get a grip
For there’s pure lead in my head
Coughed up a poem or two
That might not make sense to you
The germs and the phlegm
Have covered this gem
Clean it, for it is…true blue!
It’s been a miserable day
Been grumpy all the way
But for this great SOUP
You guys are the scoup
Much better than meds…. I’ll say!
Eileen Manassian Ghali
Categories:
phlegm, health, sympathy,
Form:
Limerick
Given, that she spoke with a six pound tongue;
My bath rinsed phlegm down sticky the sticky drain.
They use their paws to grasp and noses to smell;
In no order am I aware of which noise interrupted first,
Yet, through sliding doors I watch possum and cat, melodramatic, insist on banquets.
Rancid, putrid and sweet wet lies...Oh! the taste much like fusion!
Given, of course, that she spoke with a six pound tongue.
Categories:
phlegm, angst,
Form:
Free verse
You end up
Enjoying and loving it so much
You are willing to
Scratch away
And lick at it
Like Catnip
Chocking you on furr ball's
Stuck permanently in your throat
Like the worst kind of chest infected phlegm
You will never forget always remember
Like people of old who used to smoke coughed
The way one day you may yourself
End up as well
If you don't heed the warning signs
Everywhere
Categories:
phlegm, art,
Form:
Free verse