Short Phlegm Poems

Damned, evil curses,
hocked up in green yellow phlegm-
Imps off my cleansed chest....

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POLITICS

Politicians
base tacticians
no shame accrues for them.
They vote for war
then tax us more
Their lies spew forth like phlegm....

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The top flips easily back
flip-top access to a phlegm-filled hack
blackened teeth and rancid breath
the smoker’s path to a breathless death.
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A grumpy numpty spat on his phone,
Deleting wanton feeds alone,
All the retweets, and all the phlegm there,
But the bullied feeling was still there....

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My animal was hinting again,
staring at me in the den,
taking my meds,
he begged and pled,
could he be stuffed with a lot of phlegm?







12-9-16...

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Little bites
     make clothes tight!!

A little cough
    Brings great phlegm
       which falls great Men!


Inspired by Benjamin Franklin's poem
Little strokes
Fell Great oaks....

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Each day is a frustrating adventure in futility
Tolerating such weird behavior is incomprehensible
The man at the helm
Is spitting out phlegm
Normal just ain't in his realm of possibility...

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what lies within
that chin
beneath quivering lips
that belies the lie
within the tongue
tied by bounds
of clenched teeth
holding within
the lies squirming
in a swarm of spit
lying to be cast in
a phlegm amen...

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Ahem this phlegm
In snotty body
Needs and pleads
A hotty-toddy.

Think a drink
Or pill will
Fight my plight
Kill this ill?

I might ply
With some rum
Debauch with scotch
Numb the glum.

Until that swill
Outs this bout
My poor sore
Snout will spout....

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There was an old woman fron Shem.
Uponst hearing a bad word, sighed,  "Amen"
One day, sadly, choked on her phlegm.
Her cost of holiness was death.
Alas~ in heaven now with no breath!


       

             10-22-2020
                Poem 1...

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The breach of the men and the boys.
The ladies despair of such joys.
What flies off their tongue.
The phlegm, it is flung.
Both spit with an “ach” sort of noise.

3/1/2022
A New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin
HMS 88558...

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Habits are hard to break
Makes no difference good or bad,
Entrenched, they problems make
When problems, make us sad.

Habits steal our freedom
Got to find time to indulge them,
Make us believe we need ‘em
Even when hacking up phlegm!

written December 27, 2021...

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she drew out spittle and split hair on her tongue in suspense

an audience pitched their bets as snot and mucus went dense

as she rattled nails tightened her fangs closed in on her foes

she only licked her wounds with phlegm to soften the blows


19th November...

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What is your philosophy of phlegm?
His ideas were a tiny bit dim
They fell from him like leaves off a stem
He stated them with vigorous vim

His sage answers lingered on the brim
One of them was a terrific little gem
None were answered on a whim
However, they were serious only to him...

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On the tenth day of Christmas, 
my true love gave to me;
one dose of Covid, 
breathless and restless, 
tire and fatigue, 
loose bowels and sickness, 
sore throat and acne, 
phlegm, cough and sneezes, 
acute loss of smell, 
aches and pains, 
cycling high fever, 
and a lung full of pure misery....

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saucy smoke smirks
gulping gaunt lurch
puking punctured bitumen
blurs bleeding bountifully
filling cloud's peeper
with whooshing phlegm

taunted track clothes
fiery ferments: glows
skate speed blows

voluptuous velocity's vibe
into dances drives
sassy soles thrive

mushy thoughts merges
speed, emotions surge.
      '20:02:21:18:29...

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showering in the virgin rain
apparent angles of discrimination
perfectionist is a neurotic
she was dancing shamanically
wild rejoicing in the
birth of a wild 
mushroom
purulent phlegm is a tonic too
supernumerary bands of light
no one is perfect
nothing is perfect
it is disease
she was sleeping now
at the shore of peace

10.39 am
july 19 2016...

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For My Child
Breathe, I can’t breathe
Air is like fog
I need a breath to survive
Now another one
And another
It seems to go
On, seconds seems to be
A coughing 
Phlegm 
All that I have done
Painful entities
That I have created
Moments
Breathing needs to become
A solid conscious
Deliverance
Breathe, again
So that I may be
Her life, again

Russell Sivey...

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Coughing up phlegm
from end to end
struggling to breathe
since December

Where do I begin?
Please go to the doctor I urge him.
But he is a man
All macho and stuff

Break down and go?
What would a doctor know?
I am a male you see
Strong as a tree

Cough cough cough
Hack hack hack
I will continue coughing my phlegm
You do not realize, it is my prerogative, I am a him....

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White clouds rose shining coughs in morning lamps phlegm squeezes thoughts weary 
coffee mugs stain teeth flaking bones throb sermons pounding on ghosts open doors 
hallways fill whispered names kiss lips lost letters smear ink rain beats windows thunder 
awoke after midnight lightning struck sleep drifting in and out of eyes sunken beds groan 
and moan dreams toss and turn till dawn...

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sassy spell snapped
trailing taunted trance
callous clouds cruised
bounty blitzkrieg bruised
nocturnal nymph nudged
pluming lanky lust

amputated atmosphere bled
alakazam cremating crest
fostering phlegm fetched

felon flesh flipped
dark dribbles clipped
tampered trees gripped

leering logs lobbed
kaleidoscopic chaos clogged.
      '20:04:30:20:37

Note: Of pained picture....

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mr. macy
picture of health
now sounds like mr. troutman

thinking about mouth to stoma
thinking about the whiskers growing
thinking about the phlegm now having a new exit

ms. pennymarker
picture of health
now sounds like the small wonder girl

thinking about mouth to stoma
thinking about the new rudiments of swallowing food
thinking about the regrets now suddenly at the surface...

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My nose is redder than red
The flu has put me in bed
I sniffle and drip
I can’t get a grip
For there’s pure lead in my head

Coughed up a poem or two
That might not make sense to you
The germs and the phlegm
Have covered this gem
Clean it, for it is…true blue!

It’s been a miserable day
Been grumpy all the way
But for this great SOUP
You guys are the scoup
Much better than meds…. I’ll say!

Eileen Manassian Ghali...

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Given, that she spoke with a six pound tongue;
My bath rinsed phlegm down sticky the sticky drain.
They use their paws to grasp and noses to smell;
In no order am I aware of which noise interrupted first,
Yet, through sliding doors I watch possum and cat, melodramatic, insist on banquets.
Rancid, putrid and sweet wet lies...Oh! the taste much like fusion!
Given, of course, that she spoke with a six pound tongue....

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You end up

Enjoying and loving it so much

You are willing to

Scratch away 

And lick at it

Like Catnip 

Chocking you on furr ball's

Stuck permanently in your throat

Like the worst kind of chest infected phlegm

You will never forget always remember 

Like people of old who used to smoke coughed

The way one day you may yourself

End up as well

If you don't heed the warning signs

Everywhere...

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