Short Phil Poems
Short Phil Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Phil by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Phil by length and keyword.
Mr Phil Osophy
Was Informative and Gossipy
His acquired Knowledge
Came from attending College
I Beg Pardon, University
phil awed sophie
...and...
phil lost sophie
so...phi
loss of 'why'
...meant...
'phi' lawed sophie
stan sand
Leave Me Alone!
You Dragged Me From My Warm Hole!
It's Too Early!
I Can't Predict The Weather!
Put Me Back And Go Away!
The proximity of Valentine's Day
to Punxutawney Phil
is meant to inform all lovers
~ In the shadows lie the thrills
My boring dentist named Phil
attacked my teeth with his drill
Didn’t need Novocaine
to ease any pain
went numb on seeing his bill
DOCTOR NO!
-Dharga Nagar Safa
A doctor of pill,
Another,
Doctor of Phil,,
The stethoscope is ill,
Now,who is in skill?
P-oem
H-unter
I-s
L-iterary
S-cribe's
O-pen
A-mazing
R-ealm
Topic: Birthday of Poet Phil Soar (June 28)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
There once was a patient named Phil,
A tough one the doc couldn't kill.
He left the hospital
As fit as a fiddle
But croaked when he opened the bill.
are philosophically...
a
full loss of 'fees' knot...
and
be a full loss of why...
some
phil lost sophie...
with
his being too diction airy...
stan
I thought I'd saved my best for last
yet it seems the month sped by too fast
Glad to get January out of the way
so Punxsutawney Phil can have his day
SERMON ON THE HILL
The Bible - according to Phil -
Is a true account of God's kill
- So many mistakes
Polluting our lakes -
I think we should send God a bill!
Mother Nature can be so unkind
A better weatherman you won't find
So how are we to know
If we're getting more snow
When Punxsutawney Phil just went blind
Punxsutawney Phil thought he could sing
So they dubbed him Elvis the king
But when he heard all the boos
He got the winter blues
And wasn't seen again until spring!
Ground Hog Day 2021
Long Range Forecast
Haiku: by Tom
February 2 2021
Today's forecast comes
from Gobblers knob near Pittsburgh.
Phil saw his shadow.
Soon after I retired, so did Phil
We built model planes; had time to kill
Phil’s got his plane in the sky
He got dizzy, don’t know why
The plane crashed when Phil fell off the hill
There once was a groundhog named Phil
Who completly against his own will
Was pulled from the ground
And told, Phil, look around
Is the cold going to be with us still
Mike Dailey 2/1/12
the full-of-sophicals...
give
a full-loss-of-why...
as
a full-loss-of-fee...
but
to fill-loss-of-why's
is
to fill-loss-of-fees
and
to file-off-a-sophical
loss
stan sand
My name is doctor phil,
I won't prescribe a pill,
My head is bald ,
A doctor I am called,
The people I see are real,
They pay me money,
I think it's funny,
They call me doctor phil.
On the second Punxsutawney Phil could not be found
Appears he had abandoned his hole in the ground
But they found a note
He was going by boat
Seems the stress was too much; he was Miami bound
by my art or by poetry-
oh Jesus be,magnified in me
by this art or by poetry-
on may this Jesus,set others free
by their art or by poetry-
oh may Jesus,in them be
inspired by Phil 1:20
There once was a sweet garden named Phil.
Whose terraces were straight up a hill.
His roses were sad in dark shade,
His produce was way under grade.
Making him the laughing stock in Brazil.
Punxsutawney Phil
sees his shadow in February
and says six more weeks of winter.
That same day the first moth
of spring lands on my storm door
and says, “Wrong, Phil. I’m here.”
Donal Mahoney
CHALLENGE
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YOU WON'T BELIEVE
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CANDY
UNDERTALE
I AM _____???
MEETING DAN AND PHIL
EMO
I REACT TO
#DRAMA
PEWDIEPIE
BOOBS
THEY DID WHAT?
NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
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I CAN'T EVEN
Four people were walking at four fourty four
Faith Fullen at aft and Phil Fallon at fore
Then Fallon moved aftward and Fullen went fore
Till fullen was first and Phil Fallon was four
~For the Four, For, Fore contest~
Sun
sunshine
in the morning
warms my inner soul
Melting the ice and snow
could it be that spring is near
will the groundhog see his shadow
and scurry back deep inside his den?
I hope you do not Punxsutawney Phil