Short Phil Poems
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Leave Me Alone!
You Dragged Me From My Warm Hole!
It's Too Early!
I Can't Predict The Weather!
Put Me Back And Go Away!
My boring dentist named Phil
attacked my teeth with his drill
Didn’t need Novocaine
to ease any pain
went numb on seeing his bill
Punxsutawney Phil thought he could sing
So they dubbed him Elvis the king
But when he heard all the boos
He got the winter blues
And wasn't seen again until spring!
Soon after I retired, so did Phil
We built model planes; had time to kill
Phil’s got his plane in the sky
He got dizzy, don’t know why
The plane crashed when Phil fell off the hill
the full-of-sophicals...
give
a full-loss-of-why...
as
a full-loss-of-fee...
but
to fill-loss-of-why's
is
to fill-loss-of-fees
and
to file-off-a-sophical
loss
stan sand
My name is doctor phil,
I won't prescribe a pill,
My head is bald ,
A doctor I am called,
The people I see are real,
They pay me money,
I think it's funny,
They call me doctor phil.
There once was a sweet garden named Phil.
Whose terraces were straight up a hill.
His roses were sad in dark shade,
His produce was way under grade.
Making him the laughing stock in Brazil.
Phil Martin the limerick man
Who has coughed up a toad at ten
And the toad crimples
With her two dimples
Says" Phil now you may puke my hen".
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Sponsor JAN ALLISON
27 April, 2015
Punxsutawney Phil
By Franklin Price
02/02/2016
It is the month of February
The shortest of the dozen
Old Phil pokes his head out
His profile has us buzzin'
He does not see his shadow
There is not long to go
'Til Spring replaces Winter
Trading flowers for the snow
Young and restless, without thought,
living carelessly for thrills.
Cherished children yesterday
are out of control now and running wild.
Do you know where your child is?
Have you seen the games they play?
Dangerous games, dire results.
They should be in the nest and under wing.
An empty space,
In my life,
Gone,
For as long as I live.
Tears running down,
Flowers all around,
For an occasion,
I will never forget.
The suffering look,
He once had,
Is now gone,
Because he’s in a better place.
Heads on one’s shoulder.
Eyes red from sobbing.
In remembrance,
Of my Uncle Phil.
Phil,a hungry brother was given bread
Another to a spring was led,
The third ,a stranger in town
Some welcome meals were found-
Other brothers were less well-endowed-
One, in a prison cell,was cowed,
A fifth,by sickness was dismayed
The last without clothing,he laid-
Adelphos,to each ,a visit made.
Full story @ Mt 25:31-40
Oh yes! Groundhog’s Day is here once again.
Here is our forecaster, he is not thin.
Punxsutawney Phil,
They gave him his pill.
Everyone says he is one of their kin.
We all wait breathlessly, is it a win?
I’m cuddling hard with Evil, my twin.
Oh, no! What to do?
Accidentally gave him blue!
That pill has turned this day into a sin!
met a friend...phil...at an english
school coffee shop called the
"you came" - 'bridge cafe'
phil...with his 'full loss of fees'
asked for one 'existent-shell' espresso...
as a wake-up phenomena...logically, on me
then, the diction....airy as it was...
just a 'full loss of why'...sewed wings
on phil over his 'full loss of sophie'
stans sand
Philip Kim, aka Phil Wizard
can breakdance with the fury of a blizzard.
Some say the sport of breaking is just a gimmick,
but with its speed and athleticism, it belongs in the Olympics.
Phil Wizard, all things considered,
gave a great performance that really delivered.
His breaking is of the highest level.
Want proof? He's got an Olympic gold medal!
Died young
yet his songs
remain
behind
He sang about
the poor
and he
sang for America
"Here is a Land full of power and glory"
was the way he put it
he sang for the labor movement
in "The Chain"
He was not loved by all
yet his work is a part
of
American
history
He lives on in his recordings
and in the soul of
this fantastic experiment
we call AMERICA
Doctor Phil
By Franklin Price
2/2/2019
Punxutawney Phil came from the hill
And looked down on the ground
He looked in all directions
Not a shadow there was found
Has an honorary doctorate
Shadow spotting his degree
Because there was not one today
An early Spring for you and me
All the networks covered him
They think he's in the know
If Spring arrives in six weeks
Doctor Phil will get a show
On November the 6th, I voted against Phil Bredesen.
Yesterday, I was pleased to learn that he didn't win.
I also voted against Bredesen once before.
Back in 2006, when he was Tennessee's Governor.
This time he was running to be Tennessee's Senator.
I didn't like how he did his job when he was Governor.
Now he's licking his wounds because he didn't win.
Many of Tennessee's residents voted against Bredesen.
~ To the Tune of 'One More Night'
by Phil Collins ~
One more write, I gotta do just
one more write, there’s gotta be
just one more write
left in good old me tonight
Babe, without you I’m so lonely
but what moves me now is only
One more write, I gotta do just
one more write, for you and me tonight
Phil speaks
Before the winter sun
can open its eyes,
The legendary Phil
emerges out of its lair,
Members with hats and tuxedos,
Predict the long winter
If he sees his own shadow,
If doesn't see shadow,
early spring is ready to burst forth,
Brings festivities
of food and melody,
Misinterpretation can call for
a death penalty,
February 2nd, the Groundhog Day !
Written Jan 29th, 2015
For contest by John Lawless
If a ninety year old Tennessean buys some cigarettes, he has to show
identification.
He has to prove that he's not under eighteen and that's stupid intimidation.
Bredesen must think that people will mistake senior citizens to be people who
are under eighteen.
The law he passed makes all tobacco users show identification and it's the
stupidest law I've ever seen.
I voted against Phil Bredesen because I'm appalled.
It's a damn shame that he can't be recalled.
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